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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Sweet Ass Ride

Reads 223
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Parts 10
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Reads 223
Votes 22
Parts 10
Time 55m

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On the day of the House Cup annual street race, a drug-addled Harry Potter wrecks and plunges into the Black Lake and, as he sinks to a watery grave, must reflect on the wild, needlessly dangerous ride that brought him here.All Rights Reserved

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𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one by endearingholland

- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑨𝑰𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀꒱ ❝𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳?❞ ❝𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧.❞ ❝𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i steal incorrect quotes from instagram and tumblr to make you fawn over drarry.

Winners Keepers - Dramione || ✓ by AegisXyston

*COMPLETE* CRAZY and COMPLICATED. That's what Hermione's life becomes when, after a heated argument with the Slytherins, Ron impulsively bets away Hermione for the Quidditch Match. 🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲 ⚠️Be Warned: THERE WILL BE PEEVES. 👻👻👻⚠️ ⛔May contain MATURE THEMES ⛔ "Malfoy!" she spat. "How dare you come here??! Give me one reason not to hex you. But wait, I'll still hex you", she said menacingly. "Relax Granger", he drawled with his signature smirk. "I am just here to inform you of our date." 💜💜💜💜💜💜 "This book is truly one of a kind..i have read many fanfics of Dramione and none of em can even compare to this.." ~~ @MtheWitch 💐💐💐💐💐💐 "SAVAGE" ~~ @StarWarrior22 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃 Disclaimer: All rights, to the original Harry Potter franchise and characters, belong to JK Rowling. I only own what I add to it. #1 on #dramionewhatshot #1 on #dracomalfoywhatshot #3 on #harrypotterwhatshot #63 in Fanfiction on 2.7.17 #195 in Fanfiction on 14.5.17 #200 in Fanfiction on 12.5.17

𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲 | 𝗱.𝗺 by lvramarathine

'𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩. 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙙𝙤 𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪?' 𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙨 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙥𝙪𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙙. '𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚. 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨, 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚𝙨.. 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚' - language, sexual scenes, underage drinking/drug use, ect. if these thing bother you, please do not read this story. highest ranks: #1 in pansy parkinson #4 in dm

𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑸𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔 by melodra_matic

┊┊┊ ┊┊┊ ❁ཻུ۪۪ ━ ❝ ┊┊┊ ❝𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮 ┊┊⋆ 𝙙𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 ❞ ❝𝑷𝒆𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒆𝒂 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆.❞ ❝𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆.❞ ❝𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆.❞ ❝𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆.❞ ❝𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝑰'𝒎 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆.❞ . · ∘ ✧ . · . * ⊹ · ✦ . . ✦ . 　⁺ ☽ 　 ·　　 * * ⁺ 　　 ˚　　　 * . · . 　 * 　.. 　 . . 　　　　 ·　 * ✫ 　　 * 　　　　. . 　　　 * =͟͟͞͞➳❥𝘈 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘚𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩°୭̥ ❁ ˎˊ˗ =͟͟͞͞ COMPLETED STORY ˎˊ˗

𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book two by endearingholland

- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑨𝑩𝑳𝒀 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑨𝑻 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑵𝑻꒱ ❝𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴?❞ ❝. . . 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺?❞ ❝. . .❞ ❝. . .❞ ❝𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥. 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸.❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i continue to make y'all laugh with incorrect drarry scenarios.

Potter simp- A HP fanfic by annwritess_n

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𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐎𝐟 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞 - 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 by n1ghtmar3XD

𝐘/𝐧 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞. 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 '𝐒𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬' 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲. 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. ᠃ ⚘᠂ ⚘ ˚ ⚘ ᠂ ⚘ ᠃ ᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ (roughly) 2000-3500 ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ <3 ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ɪɴ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴇꜱꜱ!! ᠃ ⚘᠂ ⚘ ˚ ⚘ ᠂ ⚘ ᠃ Started: 01/11/2023 Completed: ~~/~~/~~~~ ᠃ ⚘᠂ ⚘ ˚ ⚘ ᠂ ⚘ ᠃ I do not own any of these characters a part from Y/n! Credits go to JK Rowling and yasmineamaro for the characters used in this fan fiction! The storyline is original by me <3 ᠃ ⚘᠂ ⚘ ˚ ⚘ ᠂ ⚘ ᠃ ©n1ghtmar3XD 2023

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𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one cover

Winners Keepers - Dramione || ✓ cover

𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲 | 𝗱.𝗺 cover

𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑸𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔 cover

𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book two cover

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𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐎𝐟 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞 - 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨 𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 cover

𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐞 | 𝐇.𝐏. cover

Dog Tooth ━━ harry potter cover

𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one

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