Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Sweet Ass Ride

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Parts 10
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Reads 217
Votes 22
Parts 10
Time 55m

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On the day of the House Cup annual street race, a drug-addled Harry Potter wrecks and plunges into the Black Lake and, as he sinks to a watery grave, must reflect on the wild, needlessly dangerous ride that brought him here.All Rights Reserved

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