How I kill people

We'll first I wait in the wilderness till I see some one drive by in a car. Then I go in the road and lay down so they stop. Then when they get out of there car and check on me they come to me and shake me. Then I open my eyes real fast and grab them and put them on bottom. Then I get a big rock and hit them in there head with it to make them pass out. Then I carry them to there car and drive to my cabin. Then I tie a rope to the truck to there arms. Then I tie a rope around there legs and there car and extend there body real hard and stretch till they scream for mercy. Then I take a big sludge hammer and hit both of there knees till they break.. Then I put them in the back if my truck and drive till I reach a highway. Then I throw them out and wait till some one else comes and gets them. Then when they do I snatch the people that are trying to get them. Then I just leave the person with broken legs in the road and drive off with the other people. ENJOY THE REST OF THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!