Canadian Blood Diamonds

All Kelly wanted was to sell a few million in Canadian diamonds to fund her next scheme (annexing Quebec and ransoming a few small European countries are at the top of her list)...that is until the Kanuck Crusader goes and messes up her business model...
And to top it off, her latest batch of minions wouldn't know a windchill warning if it hit them.
Supervillains, bunny slippers, and Yukon. Enough said.