Nux Taku Conspiracy

This is a book about a conspiracy theory I wrote on Nux Taku because I could. I wrote it to procrastinate on a speech project. If Nux wants me to take it down, I will. It's probably only going to be one part, but feel free to read it if you want.
Disclaimer: The pictures included are not mine.
Disclaimer 2: This is meant to be satire. Please do not take it as the absolute truth.