The Stupid Fucking Adventures Of A Stoner Errant
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Ongoing, First published Jul 02, 2020
Mature
When 21 year old Rome sat down to chill and watch some youtube Dragon Age theories after smoking a bowl, he didn't exactly expect to be blinked into the story like a bad shroom trip. He also certainly didn't expect to throw a bucket at Corphytits head, and end up with a Marked and stinging nettle cover hand. He also never expected in a hundred thousand years to be surrounded by very sexy warrior women. God help him.  Crossposted to AO3
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