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The Stupid Fucking Adventures Of A Stoner Errant

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When 21 year old Rome sat down to chill and watch some youtube Dragon Age theories after smoking a bowl, he didn't exactly expect to be blinked into the story like a bad shroom trip. He also certainly didn't expect to throw a bucket at Corphytits head, and end up with a Marked and stinging nettle cover hand. He also never expected in a hundred thousand years to be surrounded by very sexy warrior women. God help him.  Crossposted to AO3Tous Droits Réservés

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Devour (Dimitrescu Daughters X Fem Reader), écrit par RanchRacoon

*COMPLETE* This follows your story as personal maiden for the Ladies of House Dimstrecu. You have worked diligently for nearly a year, survived a multitude of comings and goings of new maidens. You never faltered, asked questions, spoke too much, and never made your presence known unless needed. Until a fatal encounter lands you in the dungeon at the mercy of Alcina Dimitrescu and the parasite Cadou. Does your experiment go wrong, or right? BEFORE READING Trigger warnings for the entire story: NSFW, nudity, death, formication (sensation of bugs crawling on/under your skin), blood, religious ideology (Miranda's Cult), language, human consumption (obviously), and minor abuse. This is a mature piece of writing, for those 18+. If you are a minor I cannot stop you from reading, however it is strongly encouraged you find more appropriate material. This story is about women loving women, and includes the atmosphere of hating men. Negative comments will be deleted. I do not own the rights to anything Resident Evil franchise related. Highest rankings #1 xbox #1 femalexfemale #1 lesbianfiction #2 ps4 #3 alcinadimitrescu #3 beladimitrescu

Building the Tension | ✔ | 18+, écrit par HonestPassion13

CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. Set in the Vampire Academy Moroi/dhampir world. Alternate ending. What if the Mână never tried to claim Lissa? The cabin would never happen, but Rose might have heard from Mason about the Strigoi attack sooner. No Strigoi Dimitri. Tatiana lives. Romitri happy ending. Told from Rose's POV (mostly). We won't get into the Mature content rating for at least the first few chapters, but I am hoping to have a nice suitable replacement for the cabin scene eventually. Bear with me for the first two chapters where there is a lot of similarities to Richelle Mead's original plot. It will be diverging slowly to something completely different. Highest rankings: 🥇#1 in #rosehathaway 🥇#1 in #richellemead 🥇#1 in #vasilisadragomir 🥇#1 in #dimitribelikov 🥉#3 in #moroi #4 in #rosehathaway #5 in #strigoi #7 in #christianozera #10 in #dhampir #10 in #moroi *** "Why don't you let me be the judge of what I need, Dimitri? Because right now, all I need is you." Dimitri gripped my upper arms and looked into my eyes. It was clear that he was searching my face for something, but I couldn't tell what. Everything in me wanted nothing more than for him to just kiss me at that moment. Until that moment, I hadn't truly considered the downright carnal possibilities that existed by us being alone together in his apartment, despite the fact that he was standing in front of me practically naked in nothing but a towel. And now, my fingers itched to remove that towel - and I desperately wanted him to remove my clothes, too. He continued looking at me and I saw the warmth go out of his eyes. "There's a difference between a need and a want," he said, "You're just learning what you truly need out of life. I can't be the one to provide you with those things."

WARHAVEN, écrit par livvymb

His irises swirled slowly, an enticing pale silver against his stark black lashes. They illuminated slightly, so quick it was gone in a blink. He broke our eye contact, lifting his head straight. A darkly amused expression appeared. It happened so quickly it seemed like a mask appeared. I blinked myself out of my trance, and turned on my heel to see what was at the receiving end of his humor. Augustus stood there. His face contorted into anger as he took in my ruined dress. His hands shook in his fury. "Roman." Augustus nearly snarled the name. "Have you come to join us, little King? The party was just getting started." So his name was Roman, some big secret. I rolled my eyes at the reveal as well as his taunting sentence. "Davina, what is going on here?" Augustus asked, his eyes full of betrayal. I had never seen him so guarded. I could feel his anger through my bones. His words were careful. What was he talking about? My brows furrowed at the insinuation, "What?" A line of smoke floated around my right shoulder and come between Augustus and I. How convenient. I had the desire to swipe it away but didn't. "What can I say, she...seduced me." Roman purred. His voice was a sensual whisper in my left ear. I subconsciously lifted my shoulder and backed away from it. Not only because he had lost his fucking mind, but also because it shot down my spine, caressing my skin. ** This book contains mature content. I will not give a maturity warning in advance, besides this one. The list of trigger warnings is as follows: DARK THEMES/violence/sex/mature language/r*pe/blood/beatings/war/torture/death/dominance/weapons/selfharm/suicide ** This book is 100% my original work. Any parallels between this writing, and another book are strictly coincidental.

Vampire King's Little Killer , écrit par LoveLiveLust

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Claimed by the Viking, écrit par __Jeannette__

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Toxic Impulse ⁕, écrit par TopazGems

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