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Musings Of A Customer Service Intern

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Reads 122
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Parts 13
Time 19m

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This is a collection of short, witty true stories in the professional life of an intern in a customer service office in Lagos.

It's the centre core for complaints, enquiries, requests, and lots of witty moments as I learn from both clients and colleagues in this fast pace workplace.

Musings of a customer service Intern is an ongoing, open-ended series because whenever a client calls, walks in or my colleagues act out, I get a great story to muse about.

I will love to know what you think of these stories, so please vote and comment. I will love to hear from you.

PS: Updates will be on Fridays.  

 ⚠️ Most of the pictures are not mine. They are the properties of their respective owners.All Rights Reserved

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Let's Make A Deal by Princesskeno_

A NIGERIAN THEMED NOVEL "Ifeoma please, let this pass. You know you've got all the honours and post you want in this company. If you don't let me, I know I can't get this promotion. I need to do this for my daughter. Please let me have it." Mr Samuel said with a pleading look on his face. Ifeoma shifted backwards slightly. That familiar smirk rested on her face. She didn't remove her gaze from her colleague in front of her, not even for a second. "Please." Mr Samuel said again. "Let's make a deal." She proposed. "Anything." "Let's exchange our kids for a month." She blurted out. Her lips didn't even twitch a bit. Without thinking, he gave her his hands. "Deal?" He asked. She accepted his hands. "Deal." ******* What do you think would happen when two single parents, colleagues and Neighbours decides to exchange their kids? What could go wrong? No, the question is... What can go right? When Ifeoma is stalked with Mr Samuel's sarcastic daughter and Mr Samuel is stalked with Ifeoma's cunning son. That isn't even the problem. How exactly would you feel when you're stalked with your rivals parent? What can go right?

His Signed Up Babe by MabelOsagiede

"Didn't you just ask me to be your girlfriend?" I asked. He flashed a smile and replied, "Yes, I did!" "Then, what are you doing with that paper and pen?" I pointed at it and cocked a brow. "I'm preparing a contract for you to sign. I'm a businessman. I like to have written agreements," he said and continued to write words on the paper. "That's bizarre!" "You said you want to help me destroy my arranged Marriage. I want you to sign so that when you meet my crazy family, you won't be able to easily abandon me," he smirked. "Your family can't be that bad!" His shoulders shook as he let out barks of laughter. "Meet them first!" "So what's the time duration of our relationship?" "We will date for two months. You said you want to spice your life with fun. I will help you with that" "This relationship will be easy. No feelings attached. It will be easy for me to break up with you," I mused and rubbed my chin. "So will you sign?" "Yep!" ×××××××××× Anita Tosin is a medical graduate who decides to date a businessman to spice her life with some fun. A handsome businessman and a energetic doctor in a relationship where both perform their roles of a boyfriend and girlfriend in their lives. Later, Anita asks, "What have I signed myself into?" She asks this question when different emotions entangle in their relationship. What does a racing heart significant? Anita becomes apprehensive when as a doctor she couldn't explain the reason behind her throbbing heart. Read to join her in her strange but unique story. Updated: 23rd December, 2020 Finished:

True Love ✓ by Schwethz

#1 - highest ranking in UNSAID LOVE #3 - highest ranking in REAL LIFE STORY A CHICKLIT of real life adapted in Short Story format (maybe 5-6 chapters) which happened in someone's life who is very dear to me! Just a question to you all, first? Tell me, Is Romantic love everything? Or Family love is important? Yes, the answer might differ from individuals based on their life experiences. We cannot pin point then, that she is wrong or he is right while taking decisions. CAUSE, AFTER ALL REAL LIFE IS NOT ANY KIND OF FICTION! This is one such story about a girl who is bubbly, chirpy and all studious about her life. Let's dig in here to read more about it. If you like it by any chance, please do share it among your friends so I could get as many readers for my work and please do vote for it. I would also like to know about your opinion about my work. Started:- 5 September 2019 Completed:- 28/09/2019 Thank You Shwetha AS

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Dysarthria | Dialogue Story ✔ by HappyEndingWriter

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In Pieces, Together. by nekumorow6

Zayne Rhodes, man of a complex morally gray personality. How will he deal with his arranged marriage with a pure soul like Jennie. It's not just about forced relationship, it's about childhood inner grudge, forced relationship, mental illness and much more. Will all the pieces be joined or would they remain scattered? Will the confusion be solved or not? Take a dive into their lives to get a closer look.

Revenge In Love|✓ by Tales_of_the_lovee

#𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 𝐨𝐟 '𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄' 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ... "Why can't you handle the truth? The real truth is, you're not a man enough, Arjun!" That was all Siya had to say. Arjun roughly picked her up, carried her out of the bathroom, and threw her onto the bed. Siya was taken aback but didn't let fear show. Arjun hovered over her, his expression a mix of anger and determination. "Now I'll show you how much of a man I am." He said, smashing his lips against hers in a forceful kiss. Siya tried to push him away, but Arjun pinned both of her hands with one hand and held her cheeks with the other. He parted her lips and continued to kiss her aggressively, biting and nibbling at her lips with intense fury. "Arjun, let me go! Leave me, you bastard, you fucker, leave me!" She screamed, but Arjun ignored her pleas, kissing her with fierce determination. She lost track of time, feeling as though she might suffocate. Finally, he pulled away, and she gasped for air. Before she could process what was happening, Arjun tore her dress in one swift motion and threw it aside. Siya was completely shocked, but when she realized she was left only in her underwear, she quickly tried to cover herself, but Arjun didn't give her a chance. He locked her hands again and began attacking her neck with frenzied aggression, biting and sucking, breaking the skin and drawing blood. "Arjun, please let me go! What are you doing? Arjun, let me go!" Siya cried out in excruciating pain. Her cries made Arjun come to his senses. He released her, and Siya seized the moment to push him away and sit up. Seeing her in such a state, Arjun became aware of what he had almost done. Before he could speak, Siya slapped him so hard that the sound reverberated through the room. REVENGE IN LOVE by~ @Tales_of_the_lovee🦋

Too Innocent To Handle!! ✔️ by Peppermint_Kisses27

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A NIGERIAN THEMED NOVEL "Ifeoma please, let this pass. You know you've got all the honours and post you want in this company. If you don't let me, I know I can't get this promotion. I need to do this for my daughter. Please let me have it." Mr Samuel said with a pleading look on his face. Ifeoma shifted backwards slightly. That familiar smirk rested on her face. She didn't remove her gaze from her colleague in front of her, not even for a second. "Please." Mr Samuel said again. "Let's make a deal." She proposed. "Anything." "Let's exchange our kids for a month." She blurted out. Her lips didn't even twitch a bit. Without thinking, he gave her his hands. "Deal?" He asked. She accepted his hands. "Deal." ******* What do you think would happen when two single parents, colleagues and Neighbours decides to exchange their kids? What could go wrong? No, the question is... What can go right? When Ifeoma is stalked with Mr Samuel's sarcastic daughter and Mr Samuel is stalked with Ifeoma's cunning son. That isn't even the problem. How exactly would you feel when you're stalked with your rivals parent? What can go right?