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Musings Of A Customer Service Intern

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This is a collection of short, witty true stories in the professional life of an intern in a customer service office in Lagos.

It's the centre core for complaints, enquiries, requests, and lots of witty moments as I learn from both clients and colleagues in this fast pace workplace.

Musings of a customer service Intern is an ongoing, open-ended series because whenever a client calls, walks in or my colleagues act out, I get a great story to muse about.

I will love to know what you think of these stories, so please vote and comment. I will love to hear from you.

PS: Updates will be on Fridays.  

 ⚠️ Most of the pictures are not mine. They are the properties of their respective owners.All Rights Reserved

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Revenge In Love|✓ by Tales_of_the_lovee

#𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 𝐨𝐟 '𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄' 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ... "Why can't you handle the truth? The real truth is, you're not a man enough, Arjun!" That was all Siya had to say. Arjun roughly picked her up, carried her out of the bathroom, and threw her onto the bed. Siya was taken aback but didn't let fear show. Arjun hovered over her, his expression a mix of anger and determination. "Now I'll show you how much of a man I am." He said, smashing his lips against hers in a forceful kiss. Siya tried to push him away, but Arjun pinned both of her hands with one hand and held her cheeks with the other. He parted her lips and continued to kiss her aggressively, biting and nibbling at her lips with intense fury. "Arjun, let me go! Leave me, you bastard, you fucker, leave me!" She screamed, but Arjun ignored her pleas, kissing her with fierce determination. She lost track of time, feeling as though she might suffocate. Finally, he pulled away, and she gasped for air. Before she could process what was happening, Arjun tore her dress in one swift motion and threw it aside. Siya was completely shocked, but when she realized she was left only in her underwear, she quickly tried to cover herself, but Arjun didn't give her a chance. He locked her hands again and began attacking her neck with frenzied aggression, biting and sucking, breaking the skin and drawing blood. "Arjun, please let me go! What are you doing? Arjun, let me go!" Siya cried out in excruciating pain. Her cries made Arjun come to his senses. He released her, and Siya seized the moment to push him away and sit up. Seeing her in such a state, Arjun became aware of what he had almost done. Before he could speak, Siya slapped him so hard that the sound reverberated through the room. REVENGE IN LOVE by~ @Tales_of_the_lovee🦋

His Signed Up Babe by MabelOsagiede

"Didn't you just ask me to be your girlfriend?" I asked. He flashed a smile and replied, "Yes, I did!" "Then, what are you doing with that paper and pen?" I pointed at it and cocked a brow. "I'm preparing a contract for you to sign. I'm a businessman. I like to have written agreements," he said and continued to write words on the paper. "That's bizarre!" "You said you want to help me destroy my arranged Marriage. I want you to sign so that when you meet my crazy family, you won't be able to easily abandon me," he smirked. "Your family can't be that bad!" His shoulders shook as he let out barks of laughter. "Meet them first!" "So what's the time duration of our relationship?" "We will date for two months. You said you want to spice your life with fun. I will help you with that" "This relationship will be easy. No feelings attached. It will be easy for me to break up with you," I mused and rubbed my chin. "So will you sign?" "Yep!" ×××××××××× Anita Tosin is a medical graduate who decides to date a businessman to spice her life with some fun. A handsome businessman and a energetic doctor in a relationship where both perform their roles of a boyfriend and girlfriend in their lives. Later, Anita asks, "What have I signed myself into?" She asks this question when different emotions entangle in their relationship. What does a racing heart significant? Anita becomes apprehensive when as a doctor she couldn't explain the reason behind her throbbing heart. Read to join her in her strange but unique story. Updated: 23rd December, 2020 Finished:

𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 by pweetyefua

"Pleaseee...abeg, don't start this morning oo! It won't be funny" I threatened. "And what are you gonna do about it baby?" He smirked, whispering the last word in my ear. Goosebumps arose on my skin like a mass army and the class felt suddenly cold. What the hell is happening? Why do I feel so...so... prickly? "Christ Simi" Nana whispered, wide eyed in shock, "I just called you baby and you are gushing all over. I knew you loved me" "I'm not blushing! Why would I blush because of that? Abeg shift joor" I said and hissed, then turned back to solving my past questions (which I wasn't concentrating on because I kept hearing that stupid word in my ear) "C'mon baby, you know you like me. You are just too shy and proud to admit it" he said again. "I don't like you Nana, is it that hard to get? Besides, reserve that name for your girlfriend" ********** Similola Adams is happy being back to school in the final term of the final year. Unfortunately, things are not going as she planned as she experiences cane on her first day and goes into an insult battle with her arch enemy. Then the worse of all... She has to sit with the most arrogant and snobbish boy in class who is also her archenemy for the rest of the term. How would she survive the year? 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 🎖️𝟗𝐣𝐚 𝐨𝐧 𝟏𝟓𝐭𝐡 𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑.....6/6/23, 7/6/23, 8/6/23

{Not so} Daily whines by calumandco

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Too Innocent To Handle!! ✔️ by Peppermint_Kisses27

"Do you think I will be pregnant ??" He looks at her with wide eyes. "Are you crazy??? Why the hell will you be pregnant??" He yelled. "Huh...!!" She was a bit afraid of him now. He calms himself and asked her softly. "Love, I didn't get you!! Why will you be pregnant?? Nothing happened between us, right!!??" "Happened na!!! First we kissed and then slept, right!!?? That means I will be pregnant now!!!" She told him excited. 'Is this my wife or am I talking to a 10 year old child??' He thought. ********************** Meet Rishaan Young successful doctor, rich, kind, caring, handsome(more than required) and has a very big heart. Each and very patient loves him a lot, well, all of them are children. He is a Paediatrician. He knows how to handle children and takes very good care of them lo. Mainly he loves children a lot. Meet Mahira Young, beautiful, innocent, naive, bubbly, super gorgeous and cheerful. She is too innocent to understand the evil world. She is a child at heart and a pure soul. She completed her graduation in Computer Science and Engineering and is working in MNC company. P.S: kindly ignore my mistakes and enjoy reading this book. Thank you! 😃😃

Gwen's Life Journal by GwensLifeJournal

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RESOLVE by 9ja_green_ink

~~~~(Mature)~~~~ "We're worlds apart..." "But I'm right here." "I'm far, farrrrrrrrrr far beneath your class..." "And so? I don't care." He shrugged. "You're fucking engaged!" I rubbed away the tears, scrubbing the edge of my sweater on my sore skin. "And somehow you keep acting like that singular most important factor in whatever you're doing here with me is nothing." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, a young woman named Somi struggles to be stable. She has been in and out of jobs, trying to keep up her "A" streak in school. Hot-headed and a go-getter. Her life turns when she meets Adams, a handsome and successful, Arewa man from an influential family, and despite having a betrothed, Adams is drawn to Somi's beauty, charm, and personality. Sarima is Somi's twin sister, and she struggles to make ends meet just like her sister. She has to deal with the university hassle, bills, and finding a good life with her sisters, Somi and Homa, without selling her body(beauty). She feels lost and directionless as there are a lot of drawbacks to being independent and surviving in Nigeria. To make matters worse, she also struggles with her feelings for her supposed friend, Kene. Will these sisters have it good at the end of the day or entangle themselves in a web they never planned to be in? #1 make money ~ 17th June 2023

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As if he was aware of being followed, Henry increased his pace further. He got to the elevator while I quickly rushed and slid in before the elevator closes, leaving just the both of us inside the box that felt small because of how intense the atmosphere was. "Why are you a pest?" "I'm your bodyguard. Of course I'm like a human pest." I just couldn't hold it in me. His arrogance was just too much. "Did you just talk back at me?" Henry turned to me, his nose flaring up in anger. "You're fired." ______ Hope is a very beautiful girl, well atleast that's what she tells herself. But being beautiful isn't all there is knowing money ruled the world. Spotting a job with a hundred thousand naira seems like a 'too good to be true' phase to Hope. And it proved her point when her eyes sets in on the pronoun. He/him. Much bad news surfaces when she realizes such pronoun suits the job perfectly. Being a body guard. Hope being the hustler she sets herself to be isn't going to let a gender stop her as she finds means on making the opportunity work in her favour. They say, nothing a man won't do for money. Especially when being strapped. Right now, Hope is the definition of STRAPPED. Starts : 7/12/2021 Completed : 6/9/2022 Achievements : #2 - Nigerian - 4/04/22 #1 - Hustling - 11/04/22 Cover by Eddy622

True Love ✓ by Schwethz

#1 - highest ranking in UNSAID LOVE #3 - highest ranking in REAL LIFE STORY A CHICKLIT of real life adapted in Short Story format (maybe 5-6 chapters) which happened in someone's life who is very dear to me! Just a question to you all, first? Tell me, Is Romantic love everything? Or Family love is important? Yes, the answer might differ from individuals based on their life experiences. We cannot pin point then, that she is wrong or he is right while taking decisions. CAUSE, AFTER ALL REAL LIFE IS NOT ANY KIND OF FICTION! This is one such story about a girl who is bubbly, chirpy and all studious about her life. Let's dig in here to read more about it. If you like it by any chance, please do share it among your friends so I could get as many readers for my work and please do vote for it. I would also like to know about your opinion about my work. Started:- 5 September 2019 Completed:- 28/09/2019 Thank You Shwetha AS

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{Not so} Daily whines cover

'19' Last Days Of Being a Teenager |Memoir cover

Too Innocent To Handle!! ✔️ cover

Gwen's Life Journal cover

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#𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 𝐨𝐟 '𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄' 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ... "Why can't you handle the truth? The real truth is, you're not a man enough, Arjun!" That was all Siya had to say. Arjun roughly picked her up, carried her out of the bathroom, and threw her onto the bed. Siya was taken aback but didn't let fear show. Arjun hovered over her, his expression a mix of anger and determination. "Now I'll show you how much of a man I am." He said, smashing his lips against hers in a forceful kiss. Siya tried to push him away, but Arjun pinned both of her hands with one hand and held her cheeks with the other. He parted her lips and continued to kiss her aggressively, biting and nibbling at her lips with intense fury. "Arjun, let me go! Leave me, you bastard, you fucker, leave me!" She screamed, but Arjun ignored her pleas, kissing her with fierce determination. She lost track of time, feeling as though she might suffocate. Finally, he pulled away, and she gasped for air. Before she could process what was happening, Arjun tore her dress in one swift motion and threw it aside. Siya was completely shocked, but when she realized she was left only in her underwear, she quickly tried to cover herself, but Arjun didn't give her a chance. He locked her hands again and began attacking her neck with frenzied aggression, biting and sucking, breaking the skin and drawing blood. "Arjun, please let me go! What are you doing? Arjun, let me go!" Siya cried out in excruciating pain. Her cries made Arjun come to his senses. He released her, and Siya seized the moment to push him away and sit up. Seeing her in such a state, Arjun became aware of what he had almost done. Before he could speak, Siya slapped him so hard that the sound reverberated through the room. REVENGE IN LOVE by~ @Tales_of_the_lovee🦋