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Musings Of A Customer Service Intern

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Reads 135
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Parts 13
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This is a collection of short, witty true stories in the professional life of an intern in a customer service office in Lagos.

It's the centre core for complaints, enquiries, requests, and lots of witty moments as I learn from both clients and colleagues in this fast pace workplace.

Musings of a customer service Intern is an ongoing, open-ended series because whenever a client calls, walks in or my colleagues act out, I get a great story to muse about.

I will love to know what you think of these stories, so please vote and comment. I will love to hear from you.

PS: Updates will be on Fridays.  

 ⚠️ Most of the pictures are not mine. They are the properties of their respective owners.All Rights Reserved

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A Minor Offense by HopelessDreamer519

"Well, Ms. Ashley, nothing is wrong with you. You're as healthy as ever" I sighed with relief. "So, what happened then?" I asked the doctor. "When was your last menstrual cycle?" "Um over month ago I think, why?" I answered. Why would he ask that? "Your six weeks pregnant" the doctor said. What? Pregnant? Yeah okay, that's funny. "Very funny" "This is no joke, congratulations!" "W-what?" I stuttered. "No, please say your lying" "I'm afraid not" I looked over to Dylan who's eyes were wide and he just stared at me. His eyes moved from mine to my stomach. Oh no... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jessica Ashley: smart, funny, beautiful, 17 year old girl who has raised her three year old sister. Dylan Saunders: hot, sweet, 23 old guy who met Jessica at a bar. Jessica and Dylan meet at a bar and decide to go home together. They get hooked on one another, only to find out Dylan is Jessica's English teacher! Will the couple stay together, or will morals and school policy break them apart? Caution: Vulgar language will be used in this story!

Too Innocent To Handle!! ✔️ by Peppermint_Kisses27

"Do you think I'll get pregnant??" He looked at her with wide eyes. "Are you crazy??? Why the hell would you be pregnant??" he yelled. "Huh...!!" She was a bit afraid of him now. He calmed himself and asked her softly, "Love, I didn't get you. Why would you be pregnant? Nothing happened between us, right?" "It happened na! First we kissed, and then we slept, right?? That means I'll be pregnant now!!" she told him excitedly. 'Is this my wife or am I talking to a 10-year-old child?' he thought. Meet Rishaan A young, successful doctor - rich, kind, caring, and handsome (more than necessary). He has a very big heart. Every single patient loves him, though all of them happen to be children. He's a pediatrician. He knows how to handle kids and takes very good care of them. Most of all, he absolutely adores children. Meet Mahira Young, beautiful, innocent, naïve, bubbly, super gorgeous, and full of cheer. She's too innocent to understand the dark side of the world. A child at heart and a pure soul. She completed her graduation in Computer Science and Engineering and now works at an MNC. P.S: kindly ignore my mistakes and enjoy reading this book. Thank you! 😃😃

RESOLVE by 9ja_green_ink

~~~~(Mature)~~~~ "We're worlds apart..." "But I'm right here." "I'm far, farrrrrrrrrr far beneath your class..." "And so? I don't care." He shrugged. "You're fucking engaged!" I rubbed away the tears, scrubbing the edge of my sweater on my sore skin. "And somehow you keep acting like that singular most important factor in whatever you're doing here with me is nothing." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, a young woman named Somi struggles to be stable. She has been in and out of jobs, trying to keep up her "A" streak in school. Hot-headed and a go-getter. Her life turns when she meets Adams, a handsome and successful, Arewa man from an influential family, and despite having a betrothed, Adams is drawn to Somi's beauty, charm, and personality. Sarima is Somi's twin sister, and she struggles to make ends meet just like her sister. She has to deal with the university hassle, bills, and finding a good life with her sisters, Somi and Homa, without selling her body(beauty). She feels lost and directionless as there are a lot of drawbacks to being independent and surviving in Nigeria. To make matters worse, she also struggles with her feelings for her supposed friend, Kene. Will these sisters have it good at the end of the day or entangle themselves in a web they never planned to be in? #1 make money ~ 17th June 2023

True Love ✓ by Schwethz

#1 - highest ranking in UNSAID LOVE #3 - highest ranking in REAL LIFE STORY A CHICKLIT of real life adapted in Short Story format (maybe 5-6 chapters) which happened in someone's life who is very dear to me! Just a question to you all, first? Tell me, Is Romantic love everything? Or Family love is important? Yes, the answer might differ from individuals based on their life experiences. We cannot pin point then, that she is wrong or he is right while taking decisions. CAUSE, AFTER ALL REAL LIFE IS NOT ANY KIND OF FICTION! This is one such story about a girl who is bubbly, chirpy and all studious about her life. Let's dig in here to read more about it. If you like it by any chance, please do share it among your friends so I could get as many readers for my work and please do vote for it. I would also like to know about your opinion about my work. Started:- 5 September 2019 Completed:- 28/09/2019 Thank You Shwetha AS

Let's Make A Deal by Princesskeno_

A NIGERIAN THEMED NOVEL "Ifeoma please, let this pass. You know you've got all the honours and post you want in this company. If you don't let me, I know I can't get this promotion. I need to do this for my daughter. Please let me have it." Mr Samuel said with a pleading look on his face. Ifeoma shifted backwards slightly. That familiar smirk rested on her face. She didn't remove her gaze from her colleague in front of her, not even for a second. "Please." Mr Samuel said again. "Let's make a deal." She proposed. "Anything." "Let's exchange our kids for a month." She blurted out. Her lips didn't even twitch a bit. Without thinking, he gave her his hands. "Deal?" He asked. She accepted his hands. "Deal." ******* What do you think would happen when two single parents, colleagues and Neighbours decides to exchange their kids? What could go wrong? No, the question is... What can go right? When Ifeoma is stalked with Mr Samuel's sarcastic daughter and Mr Samuel is stalked with Ifeoma's cunning son. That isn't even the problem. How exactly would you feel when you're stalked with your rivals parent? What can go right?

The Variable Life of Sam by Daviferous

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The Deeper The Hate The Deeper The Love by myangelicstar

"How ...cc...cca....ccan you !! I..I don't believe these bullshits. Parth ...Parth!!!,I know this this is....this is just a joke, but it's not funny at all...just.. just say the truth", I asked him with love and hope in my eyes. "Hahahahaha",he laughed cruelly and held my shoulders tightly in his hands, "O my poor girl! You think I love you?? If so, then you are a big fool. The truth is that I hate you!!!I HATE YOUUU!!;I was just playing with you, and now my task is completed Miss. Akansha Corey". Meet Akansha Corey,19 years old, strong, determined, independent person who is working as a waitress as a part-time job to overcome her daily expenses. And also meet Parth Paxton,19 years old, arrogant, playboy, and the only son of Mr. Paxton who is a multimillionaire. Both of their life paths clashes with each other. Witness the roller-coaster ride of their lives. Disclaimer: This is my 1st book .Hope you will give this book a chance by reading it. Thank you all! Ranking: #1 in hurtfulwords on 21-08-2021 & 16-01-2022 #3 in romance-friendship on 03-08-2021 #7 in trust on 27-01-2022 #7 in collegestories on 02-02-2022 #9 in collegestudent on 27-08-2021

Best of Both Worlds by Zeemzie

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A Minor Offense

"Well, Ms. Ashley, nothing is wrong with you. You're as healthy as ever" I sighed with relief. "So, what happened then?" I asked the doctor. "When was your last menstrual cycle?" "Um over month ago I think, why?" I answered. Why would he ask that? "Your six weeks pregnant" the doctor said. What? Pregnant? Yeah okay, that's funny. "Very funny" "This is no joke, congratulations!" "W-what?" I stuttered. "No, please say your lying" "I'm afraid not" I looked over to Dylan who's eyes were wide and he just stared at me. His eyes moved from mine to my stomach. Oh no... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jessica Ashley: smart, funny, beautiful, 17 year old girl who has raised her three year old sister. Dylan Saunders: hot, sweet, 23 old guy who met Jessica at a bar. Jessica and Dylan meet at a bar and decide to go home together. They get hooked on one another, only to find out Dylan is Jessica's English teacher! Will the couple stay together, or will morals and school policy break them apart? Caution: Vulgar language will be used in this story!