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The Tales of Apokalipse

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Reads 83
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Parts 6
Time 6m

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Apokalise is a farmer, a lazy one. Nevertheless, he likes making love as much as he does like coffee, the lords haven't yet blessed him with a kid nor a wife. It all started nine years back with letters to beautiful chicks at numerous schools, then to poetry, when there was no one to write to. He's tricked by good romance, and to a great deal when there's PlayStation. When he isn't reading or holding a smartphone, he's probably singing, watching Coming to America, or dreaming of Imogen Poots. These are his talesAll Rights Reserved

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