The Billionaire's Hair
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"With fame and money comes a lot of things, but your fallen hair is not one of them." - Sun Tzu probably.
Ernest Michaelson is your average middle-aged man. Launching a successful career in game theory and revered as the man who overthrew Skynet in their mission of world domination when the Soviet Union (circa 2029) collapsed, he reaches a height in his career that cannot be topped.
He is happy, content with a loving wife and her orange juice junky boyfriend who lives in their basement, his two delinquent children and hamster, he considers his life to be more than forgiving.
That is.. till his hair starts falling out.
One might think that what might possibly worry a billionaire? The number of diamond studs on his lawn mower? The stock market rates? Or maybe, perhaps, the difficulty of choosing a heir to their wealth?
That's all wrong. All middle-aged men care about is one thing and one thing only: their receding hairlines.
The adventure of a man, trying to save his hair and a survival's guide on how to fix a dysfunctional family and learning about citrus fruit facts, all chronicled in one story.
highest ranking: #1 in hairloss
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"amazing, wonderful, my wet dreams come true" - @bloodsweatandtaekook
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