The Danger Noodle
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"You all probably hate me now! I am so sorry. I didn't want to be like this, but the world hates me,"
"Oh god she is pretty...well crap. My pansexual brain can't handle this crap."
"Hehe yaaaaa...about that."
Jordan Storm. To everyone else, he seems like a normal guy. Rocking Converse, ripped jeans, and a jean or leather jacket. But in the land of Ninjago, nothing is as normal as it seems. As a transgender male and the descendant of Serpentine in (sorta) hiding, life can be -ahem- interesting. But when some colorful ninja come crashing, literally in some cases, into his life while changing it forever. While trying to hold in secrets of his heritage and trying to stay stealth, life becomes difficult. But when Jordan falls for the pretty girl on the ninja team, who can probably break his arm without breaking a sweat, he panics because his brain "went aight imma head out" and he is hopeless. So come join Jordan's -ahem- interesting life.
Please note that this story has both a transgender character and more LGBTQ+ identities and characters. If you do not like this, you know where the door is. I am transgender FtM myself so I will be mentioning some struggles of trying to live life while being trans. If you see any mistakes or what to make suggestions feel free to comment them. Slow updates most likely. Thank you and Love you guys!
I do not own Ninjago or any characters except for my OCs.
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