Two Sensual Uncles Retreating to the Beat
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Complete Fri, Jul 3, 2020<5 mins
I haven't used Wattpad in over three years but my friend and I typed a bunch of random words into a plot generator and this happened. Here's the link to the site: https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/
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