this is america
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Last published Fri, Jul 3, 2020
(hoo) guns in my area (you'll get it if you do. you do, right...?)
anyway, 10 litres of water and 2 crackheads come together to write absolute crap
this story has everything; cliches, guns, superheroes, storylines that don't make too much sense, comic references because damn i love comics, we have it all. we're like the Amazon of shitty content.
worst part is that we actually put in effort!!! thanks for coming to our TED talk and lets get started
NOTE: Cursing. A lot of it.
Co-written by Slothermelon.
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