The ultimate Harry Potter anthology by Jens Kurt Rohling

The unseen and never heard of adventures of Harry Potter, mostly because they didn't happen.
When Harry was partying one night, he accidentally sold the right to use his name to an omnious young author named Jens Kurt Rohling (and tattooed "One fuck 10€" on his forehead but that's another story) when drunk.
Just a few days later, a series of books was published by a run-down little childrens library, featuring the stories that, in Harrys eyes, were completely made up and totally not true.
This is a collection of the lost stories, that will always remind Harry of this one fateful night he sold himself.