Toil and Trouble and Bad Decisions [The Misadventures of Theodosius - Book III]
MinaParkes
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  • Reads 651
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  • Parts 16
  • Time 1h 17m
MinaParkes
Ongoing, First published Jul 03, 2020
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Theo has been to Hell and back. He held up his end of a deal with the Devil, but did the Devil do his part?

No. No, he did not, and Theodosius has detailed complaints. 

Follow him as he (carefully) gives the actual Devil a piece of his mind and sets out on yet another unnecessarily convoluted quest in search of peace and happiness in this, the third book of The Misadventures of Theodosius! 

If you haven't read the first two books in Theo's Misadventures, please check 'em out on my profile: 
True Love and Necromancy [Book I]
Toil and Trouble and Bad Decisions [Book II]
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