Let's just say, I put the 'pro' in procrastinate. It runs in my blood, what can I say? Here is a collection of short stories that I've written when I didn't want to be a responsible human. ---- "How come you've got so many cuts and bruises?" "Because I just killed someone, mkay?" I meant to say it in a sarcastic manner, but the words seemed genuine. Truth never hurt anyone, right? Especially if it's played off as a joke. ---- Unrevised writing? Check. Cliffhangers? Check Angsty characters? Double Check. Obviously, the updating schedule is up in the air, but here's the gist: the updating frequency has a direct correlation to my level of stress. Without further ado, let's jump in!