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My Secret Weapon

RickandMortyBitch

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Reads 38,515
Votes 1,128
Parts 30
Time 6h 15m

RickandMortyBitch

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This is the story about the meeting between you and Rick Sanchez along with the Smith family.

***UPDATE:  Please be aware that this was written so many years ago when I was much younger. Please also note that this was written as a coping thing of mine for things I had going on in my personal life at the time and therefore combined the the two worlds as a form of expression. It contains heavy subjects, uncomfortable material, and overall, if you are someone uncomfortable with things like that, please don't hurt yourselves reading it. I am very grateful for any and all feedback given, and I want to still apologize for the startling content, as it is quite morbid. On a seemingly unrelated note, if you are someone whom struggles with any of the material mentioned, please hear me and believe me when I say, there is another side to it if you don't give up; wanting to give up, and actually giving up are two very different things. You're capable. Not a word of a lie, because I've seen it with my own two eyes. Thank you all. Lots of love. 

~Marie***All Rights Reserved

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