Vampires are the Gayest Mythical Creature: An Essay

Throughout the years since their conception vampires have changed drastically, though in almost every adaptation there are two constants drinking blood, immortality, and homosexuality. Since after a few hundred couples of years spent sensually sucking on the necks of all genders, who wouldn't be at least a bit bi-curious? The most influential vampire books in history involved gay vampires in either the focal point or background of the story. In publication year order, these influential books are Camilla, Dracula, The House of the Vampire, and An Interview with a Vampire. By breaking down these influential books it will be proven that vampires are the gayest mythical creature.