Hazbin Hotel Preferences (Real Man Style)
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Last published Fri, Apr 23, 2021
Is that what these are called? I don't care.
Yeah, noticed that a ton of these have MC characters of guys that are just like.. huge pussies.
Like, no, Charlie has no chance of carrying me to bed. Thank you.
But that's besides any points! Expect stuff about grilling, beer and fishing.
Most of this fandom is women, so they don't know what it's like to be warm-blooded, trump-loving, beer-drinking, fish-catching, gun-shootin' AMERICAN MEN!
But I do. Come along with me on this journey.. this journey of MASCULINITY!
THIS JOURNEY OF TESTOSTERONE POISONING!
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