Crazy Is What Crazy Does
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Last published Wed, Oct 24, 2012
"Hi im Skylar and your a boy, a hot boy, who has suitcases, and is at my front door.. anywhoooo i've got to go save Narnia from a banana attack and get my cucumber off Mr Tumnus so seeya" I spun around and pegged it upstairs, only to slip, and faceplant on the staircase..... greeeeeat
Skylar is a crazy missunderstood girl who has really bad verbal diahrea when a guys she doesnt even know moves into her house, she has no idea how to cope with this annoying manwhorey hot guy called Dyson the two immediatly butt heads, enjoy the fun filled ride full of pranks, devil brothers, fights, verbal diharea and maybe a kiss or two...
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