Life
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Mabuhay kang putang*na ka HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIVE YOUR LAYP
Wala akong plano. Hindi ko alam anong gusto ko. Masaya naman ako minsan, minsan hindi - depende kung may kape o wala. Hindi naman ako bobo (sana), may kaya naman kami (konti), pero ang gulo ko. Baka maging tambay ako, o street vendor - keri lang, basta buhay.
Gusto ko maging vlogger - may pera na, famous pa. Kaso putangina shy type ako, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Pulis kaya? Malaki na daw sweldo sa year na gagraduate ako - pero gago, pati bilihin triple na rin nun.
Teacher nalang kaya? Easy daw sabi nila. TEKA LANG, gaga si Mama teacher, halos hindi na natutulog! Pass.
Tambay nalang talaga siguro ako. Tangina, babae pa ako, baka ma-rape pa ako - HAHAHAHAHAHA AY PUTA ANO NA.
Basahin at tuklasin kung saan hahantong ang kagaguhan at kabaliwan ni Aviana Gonzalez - ang babaeng walang plano pero may lakas ng tawa.
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