My friends wanted me to write this. I DO NOT SHIP LIGHTBREEZE. EVER. Edit: for more clarity, my friends threatened me with the promise that if I didn't write about my character's ship with a lantern, they would all do it themselves. And while I had no interest (in fact, I had much disinterest) in composing a story in which my favorite original character (at the time) fell head over heels for a literal lantern, the sheer terror of what others could idealize with my character and a lantern had me fearful enough to take matters into my own hands. So... here. And apologies.