Boys were dumbasses. Calum knew this mainly because he was one. Still, it didn't change the fact that, at their core, all boys were dumbasses. This was all Cal could think as he watched one of his closest mates offer up his pink slip over a goddamn race. Dumbass. Maybe Ash was one of the best racers in L.A. but there was no reason to take that risk unless absolutely necessary. (A 5sos street racer AU)