The Worst Writing Guide Ever

This is the worst writing guide you will ever read. I should know, I wrote it. In fact, you shouldn't even bother tapping or clicking anything other than the back button. The author is quite certain you would be better off spending hours and hours doing your own research and combing through millions of search results, writer's blogs, tumblr posts, and actual style guides written by stuffy men who wear boring suits and probably yell "Bah, humbug!" during the holiday seasons.