Romance Conservatoire

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NO YOU SCREEEEE ok but basic list of composers here in the story (not all of them are included cuz im lazy af and need to practice)

Tchaikovsky: That depressed mute genius kid in the back that's gay and has a crush on Liszt
Shostakovich, Elgar, Sibelius: Depressed kids that have seen some sh*t they're scarred for life (Wagner used to be Sibelius' idol but now he hates him; no one knows why)
Paganini, Liszt, Chopin: Prodigy gang (chopin isn't a bully but he's rude, overly sensitive and sickly)
Mozart: School bully, an arrogant prick that should be part of prodigy gang but he thinks he's above them. Huge procrastinator, puts little effort but still is perfect
Vivaldi: Mozart's right hand man, super flashy guy
Salieri: Mozart's main bullying target
Liszt: Hottest Chad in school, everyone has a crush on him
Clara Wieck, Robert Schumann, Johannes Brahms: Love angle
Debussy, Mahler, Walton, Rachmaninoff, Stravinsky, Bartok: Artsy kids that are always day dreaming but people respect their art
Philipp Glass, John Cage, Schoenberg, Hindemith: Artsy kids that are the type to draw one line and say it's deep
Beethoven: Edgy kid that can't get laid and writes good viola parts
Bach, Haydn: Wise senior (Bach got laid too many timess)
Telemann: Quiet funny guy that likes violas and gardening
Schubert: Depressed because why not
Dvorak: Has one sided crush on Josefina Cermakova so then he moves onto her younger sister Anna and gets laid
Bongo Cat: Teacher
Henri Casadesus: Does other people's hmk
Gershwin, Copland, Bernstein: ITS NOT A WRONG NOTE ITS JAZZAll Rights Reserved

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