"Aside from being sexy what do you do for a living"
"stop using google pick up lines and go do your work rat"
"Are you mad because you're never gonna get this fine ass"
"I'd rather commit genocide, thanks"
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"What about you? You haven't been in a serious relationship since I met you, but you write love songs"
"Would it be outrageous for me to say I write them about you?"
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Editing started : 27/7/18