Why Am I So Weird?
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- Partes 9
Jimmy Jacobs lives one hell of a strange life. Ask his parents, or his cat, or his friend Roy (who probably thinks he's being the strange one). The point is, this isn't an ordinary book. Hell, it's more of a confusing story than a book. Still interested? Join Jim on the roller-coaster that is his every waking day in high school. The book comes with a small unimportant package containing:
1) A seemingly retarded little brother.
2) A typical high school crush.
3) An equally retarded best friend.
4) The Amazing Jim (in his words).
Go on and get reading, I promise you won't regret it. Actually...I was lying. Lol. I can't promise anything. But seriously, (besides your time) what do you have to loose?
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