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No Mourners, No Funerals

TheKetterdamOfficial

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Reads 13,351
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Parts 56
Time 8h 28m

TheKetterdamOfficial

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No mourners, no funerals. 

It passed for good luck.

As if every criminal didn't know its true meaning, that they were nothing but barrel rats crawling through the gutter. They said it, as if they didn't know that one day, they would die and the world would not bat a lash. Not a single person would care, mourn or cry. The barrel rats were an infestation, a mass of scrabbling bodies all fighting to survive. They knew better then to let their hopes be high, or their hearts be as soft as their hide. 

No mourners, no funerals. 

Criminals have an interesting sense of humor, don't you think, dear readers? 



Cover and description by @Night_ShadowedcatAll Rights Reserved

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You Don't Know Me by Oneirata_xia

I could still feel the numbness in my limbs and the piercing pain on my shoulder as I tried to adjust my eyes to the light. There was a constant banging sound in my ear and it was slowly fading away. My vision was blurry and as i adjust my focus, i saw all four of my so called brothers in front of me. They all looked.....worried. I was still not used to their insane acting skills because for a sec i believed it. Maybe I was deceiving myself. What if they actually cared? Before i completely lost it i woke up and tried to pull the plugs and syringe in me....and to say I regretted it was an understatement. Raffaele immediately held me and Damian was screaming for the doctor. I snapped and pushed him away. I didn't know why I was in an hospital. The last thing I remember was holding a gun against my head. "Where is he" The first person I looked for as soon as I woke up was him but he was no where to be seen. I was scared for him, my brothers were capable of doing anything. "He is dead" I couldn't make out who said it because as soon as I heard it my world went black. **************************** Amelia was deceived her whole life. The man she thought was her father was actually her kidnapper. She was locked away from the world her entire life and the constant abuse was all that she could remember . Years later, her brothers comes back to get her after finding out their long lost sister is alive...... But these brothers can't keep their little princess to themselves for long. Lucas Hermandez. To him Amelia is his light, the only one who can tame this demon. The moment when she went missing he turned the world upside down trying to find her. He'd burn the world if it meant he could find her. What will happen when he finds out she's back? Amelia's determined about one thing - never to trust anyone again, and her brothers are reluctant to win back her trust. She is no longer the sweet girl they once knew. ********************

【COZEN】Bloody Painter x Reader by A_Poisonous_Lie

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Contagion reader x various Tokyo revengers. by iadoremik3y

You didn't belong in the rich houses, big puffy dresses, you didn't deserve to marry a rich man, or go to big parties! You deserved the home you grew up in, running around the farm, chasing the sheep and riding the horses, growing the carrots and picking flowers. So why did you try to change that? Oh well, it doesn't matter, the universe had a place for you, and even though you tried changing that, it didn't change for the better This story is going to be very sad! Mentions of rape but not in huge detail, will include conventual smut! Character death! Abuse, mental health, mention of suicide! Not suitable for people under the age of 14. IM BAD AT SUMMERING SORRY

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