Mostly because dead people don't talk back

Very often and sometimes a bit too many times for his taste, Gwaine found himself in very unique situations when near to Merlin.
The smell of blood and dirt smothered his senses, and Gwaine couldn't get up the energy to remove himself from this situation.
At the moment, it seemed quite a bit unusual to watch that very manservant drag dead bodies into a hole so casually.
Gwaine drinks and Merlin assassinated people. No biggie.

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I feel like this is on crack, but at the same time I'm trying so desperately to keep the "plot" (it doesn't have one?) on track
Also, even though I tried my best to stay on track with what actually happens in Merlin, there are huge empty spaces in-between seasons and sometimes episodes that I cannot, as a singular human, fill properly. Expect divergence from the canonical plot, including and not limited to Lancelot being alive because I wrote this strangely without watching Merlin for a while and did not think the actual death of Lancelot was as early as it was. Thank you for listening in on my TED talk