Matt x Alice

Just a crack fic my friend made the mistake of challenging me to make.

And it was bold of him to assume I wouldn't actually publish it.

Also Alice Angel is his favorite character from BATIM and he's terrified of closets so two in one.

"Matt" when you see this you best not challenge me again or so help me I'll release a sequel to this cringe.

Don't take this fanfic seriously at ALL.