The Curious Case Of Waylon Park

"Waylon is such a compelling main character. Last night I dreamed that he popped out of my toaster."
- The Daily Tale
"About as enjoyable as falling into a snake pit whilst wearing rats for earrings."
- Enid Kibbler
"I can really see Waylon and Miles working together. They'd annoy the bejoozee out of each other, but get the job done."
- Hit the Spoof
"The Curious Case Of Waylon Park should be made into a film."
- Zob Gloop