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Lethal Ways Not To Kill Yourself
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Ongoing, First published Jul 10, 2020
Mature
"I hate it when people don't let me jump, for fuck's sake, keep your nose out of my dying business."

Kal is voluntarily in a state to kill himself. Just another day spent surviving 18 glorious and glittery years of excruciating idiocracy and he'll be free from all the shackles.

Not really, not when an amateur mobster who happens to be his classmate is holding on to the keys of the shackles.

Elikai has already died out of embarrassment of mobbing his crush, let alone witness him jump off the terrace and kill the little chance he had to redeem himself.

All these add up perfectly to generate one solution to our equation, the solution called a recipe for disaster.

Join Elikai, where he teaches the last person he wants to die the lethal ways not to kill yourself.


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