a bible for two XD
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oil and their genderfluid smol bean tom tom go through adventures together with alex, aaron and of course, jesus horse girl, oil's childhoot bestfriend uwu. im SoRrY iM jUsT sUcH a CrAcKhEaD lIkE ToM tOm XD
when they say god is within you is this what they mean?
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