Dionysus ♡ (taekook/ top tae)
8 parts Ongoing "What is your contact number?" Taehyung asked so casually as if he was asking for a water bottle and nothing much.
"112", Jeongguk replied with squinted eyes.
"Ah, 112....wait..why did you give me the contact number of the police station?" he exclaimed, brain not believing his ears; he must have heard wrong. (112 is a standard emergency number in many countries, including South Korea, where the story is set. )
He couldn't help but continue the debate, which had been going on since he found the younger one in such a situation," he is not into illegal stuff. If he were, he wouldn't have given me the contact number of the police station. Mystery solved. Wait, what am I even thinking about? nevermind!"
" I don't have time to solve anyone's problem. I'm not compromising the time that I specially reserved for YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, Wreverse, Pinterest and watt-, um, yeah "Jeongguk replied with a 'duh' tone.
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A total crack and chaotic ff in ur area with sassy Koo of course
warnings:
*crack
*fluff
*no angst or maybe minimal angst
*for taekookers and the ones who admire them together
*profanities cause it's not a holy bible
*maybe there is no plot?
the storyline and characters are all my beautiful imagination; this whole thing has nothing to do with the idols in real life (formality sweets)