Believer

I said that nothing but the combined strength of Harry Styles, Shrek, and Marthe Woertman themselves could prevent me from writing a bad spinoff and by god I meant it. I apologize that my university course stalled this epic romance, I've actually decided to quit ink order to pursue only fan fiction writing so it won't happen again. Anyways, I'm back at it again with the wine and fanfics and so here is this hot, flaming dump heap and I hope that you enjoy. I did apologize to Harry, Shrek, and Marthe in the previous installments but it turns out that I wasn't sorry enough to not do it again. Here we go again, Harry is a villain, Shrek isn't really a villain in this one actually, and Marthe is barely in it but if you squint it's there so the tag remains. Gotta be fair, I tagged Shrek in the first two despite that he was only there for a sentence. Equal representation says I'm tagging her. It's short and it's spunky and I hope that it's all that you dreamed of.