a due-over done right

Error was done. He just wanted it to end. Even if for a second.
So without a thought, he jumped. But he didn't die like planned.
But with all the chaos going on around him, he wished he did. All the hormonal skeletons are starting to make him wish he hadn't taken the job.
But a disappointed granny G isn't good for his health.
And who could say no to those cute little terrors he called his kids?