Big Ounce Gets Stuck In The Play Place
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Last published Mon, Jul 20, 2020
From the creator of Granny Homecoming & the director of Operation Siberia, comes a new kind of entertainment...
Bigus Ouncelini, commonly known as Big Ounce; The Professional Street Nugget, finally gets a story line of his own, and he probably won't get one again. One fine morning, a borderline thicc monstrosity wakes up to the pleasantries of his life style, but when an accident involving him and a yellow tube slide takes place in a McDonalds, Bigus' life changes forever. Can he break free and continue his normal way of life, or will his life transform into a downward spiral? Find out in the first ever novel created by Ryan Benjamin Cooper Hoffman. Enjoy!
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