Threats & Flirting

Once upon a time, Varric Tethras had been a simple Dwarf who dreamed of making a bit of coin and releasing a book or two along the way. These days he finds himself fighting against deranged templars, crazy mages, demons from the darkest edges of the void, and every madman from here to Tevinter. And all because of what should have been the biggest payday of his family's life.

Still, he can't complain. After all, Varric still has his head attached to his neck, despite how badly the Seeker wanted to cut it off. Now he finds himself mixed together with seemingly the only group looking to bring order back to a world gone stark crazy. They weren't the kind of people he'd call friends, and he was certain the feeling was mutual. So imagine his surprise when the Inquisitor herself - a seven foot tall female qunari with more spells up her sleeves than he had arrows - took a strange shine to him.

So join our lovable dwarf as he tries to answer a riddle that has confounded historians , philosophers and artists alike for hundreds of years; what exactly is the difference between qunari threats and qunari flirting?

(Set in the world of Dragon Age. All characters and properties belong to Bioware.)