"You know what, you remind me of an old friend of mine."
Tord smiled almost subconsciously and replied, "oh really? care to tell me how, Mister I-had-friends?"
Thomas rolled his eye jokingly sipping more whiskey from his shot glass, "I don't know what it is exactly, but your presence just mimics him almost. Not to mention the obnoxious attitude."
Tord playfully punched the barely sober Sheriff's shoulder, making Thomas chuckle at his actions.
"Yeah he was annoying, petty, and very smug at times. But he was an excellent partner in crime." He swigged the liquid in his hands sighing, "And I'll never forget the way his face looked in the moonlight, sparkling. His smile was the one thing I knew out shined the stars, that bastard."
Tord was speechless, surely Sheriff Thompson wasn't talking admirably about he himself, right?
"A-and who, if I may ask, is this man of mysterious wonders giving you more energy than usual?"
Thomas' face was unreadable, completely colorless, until he looked at Tord, piercing his soul with a killer expression shooting with it.
"The same man, who took my eye."
(Tomtord-Only of the fictional characters, never the real people- Please respect the Creator's privacy and space-)
(Saloonatics)-(Note: Story goes back and forth between the characters past and present; Prequel to the Saloonatics episode!)
Idea Started (September 18 2020)
Story Ended (October 23 2022)
Started 17/1/22
Finished 11/4/22
"Just a couple of dudes being guys"
"A couple of guys being dudes"
"Just a couple of dudes being gay"
"show me your dick Patr-"
And thats how Paul fucked his friend and long time crush Patryk. Drunken, sluggish, music blasting into their ears, they went to the nearest guest room. The next morning they wake up shocked and questioning their own sanity and how people will react to what they did, and the biggest surprise for the both of them is that they liked the touch that the other one gave them, they didn't mind but how were they going to explain to eachother how they were feeling?.
*or for short just me making that's kinda gay jokes, its not gay if we have socks on and just guys being bros.
And not really taking this book seriously bc i just want to write stupid shit i n it :D if you want to see how i actually write look at my Eddsworld oneshots
Enjoy lol ❤