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I'm not exactly sane, y'know?

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Harry Potter was sane. Was. Until he finally cracked under the pressure of the foul treatment from a toad-like woman, Umbridge, a resentful, greasy-haired Potions Master, Snape, a manipulative, lemon-drop lover of an old coot, Dumbledore and a serpent-faced madman, Voldemort, a.k.a You-Know-Who, the most feared Dark Lord ever? Yea, anyway, Dumbledore was the last straw and now, Harry cracked and now also deemed as bonkers as Luna Lovegood and as much of a prankster as the Weasley twins, if not, better.

His sole desire? To destroy the people who destroyed his life, or rather, their saneness.

(Everything except story isn't mine! Harry Potter isn't mine- Story cover isn't mine- ONLY THE STORY/PLOT IS!-)(On semi hiatus, got double-grounded :P)All Rights Reserved

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Death Never Stopped Me Before by Elliahrose

"Oh my love," Voldemort sighed. "Aren't you tired of this endless running? You don't look well. All this writhing in the dust like a hunted animal doesn't suit you." Harry struggled against the binds keeping him in place, his breaths coming out in sharps pants as he twisted away from his touch. He's a monster, he reminded himself, forcing himself not to think about how gentle he could be with him. How much he missed his touch. You need to run from him, run far, far away. You are in the middle of a war! "I'm tired of chasing," Voldemort continued, stepping closer to Harry's struggling form. "Of indulging this little game of yours. Let's stop pretending there's anywhere you could run where I would not find you." He paused in front of Harry and knelt down, a hand reaching out to caress his cheek possessively. "Let's stop pretending you want to be anywhere but my arms, hmm?" "Go to hell!" Harry spits, jerking away from his touch. "I'm not yours!" "And that, my love, is where you're wrong," Voldemort said with a crazed smirk. "Nothing, not even death, could keep me from you. You always have and always will belong to me!" |.-.-.-.-.-.-.-| Voldemort had finally won. He defeated the light and gained control over Magical Britain, and in the process, he had lost everything. As he remembers how he met, fell in love with, and ultimately lost Harry Potter, he realizes that in his greed, Voldemort had ruined everything that ever mattered to him. But when new information comes to light, it's a race against time to bring Harry Potter back from the dead and reconcile their relationship or risk losing the love of his life forever... ...Even if it means getting help from what's left of the Golden Trio.

A New Snake by Ivy-Marie

Harry Potter starts off his Fourth Year going to the Quidditch World Cup with the Weasleys, a happy reprieve from the torture that is the Dursleys. He could tell that it was going to be a good year. Everything would finally go right. He wouldn't have to deal with scheming wizards or plots on his life. He could enjoy school. But the Quidditch World Cup wasn't the only significant affair of the year and the events that are written out in this narration would change the life of Harry Potter, for good. I post a chapter every Friday. Disclaimer: The Harry Potter Franchise belongs the one and only JK Rowling and her associates. I do not own any similar themes, characters, or events. MATURE RATING FOR POSSIBLE CURRENT AND/OR FUTURE MATURE (OR TRIGGERING) THEMES.

Weasley Twins - A Fate You Can't Escape by TheFanFictionGoddess

Hazel Taylor is in her seventh year at Hogwarts. Things with Voldemort are escalating, and Umbridge is not helping anything. She's just trying to survive the year and make it through her Newts. But things don't exactly go as planned for this Hufflepuff. The infamous Gryffindor twins take a shine to her. *This is NOT a poly story. But you have to read to find out who Hazel ends up with! ** I do not own any of the original Harry Potter characters or settings.

It's complicated. by sj1012

⚠️UNDER EDITING/REVISION⚠️ (Still available to read) "There's no way that boy could ever feel love..." Hermione spat "I think he could...you guys just haven't gave him a chance" I said laughing I knew it wasn't true A grin creeped upon Ron's face "Well...let's make a deal shall we?" "For?" I asked "If you make Malfoy fall head over heels in love with you...Harry will give you his spot on the quidditch team" he kicked backed and laughed My stomach churned.... this rude, obnoxious, soulless, slimy git? That's impossible But having an opportunity to have the best spot on the quidditch team...I'll take that...it's not like I have anything to lose....right? "You got yourself a deal!" I said with a smirk knowing I'd do anything I could to make this ...but does winning the love of Draco Malfoy come at a price? What if to win....means she loses? . . . . All characters belong to jk Rowling (Besides my added characters)

𝙰𝚗 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚝 ( 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 ) by 1-800holywaterbitchh

"Nothing can change the way I feel about you, do you not get this?" I raised my voice and the tears were starting to flow. Harry closed his eyes in frustration and turned towards the window. "My life is not simple, it never has been and never will be, Lucy. All I do is put the ones I love in danger." He turned to me with his beautiful ocean eyes, sadness spread on his face. I ran towards him and engulfed his face into my hands staring deeply into his eyes. "I know what I've gotten myself into, and I accept everything that is to come full-heartedly. Wherever you go, I go, whatever you need I'll help you, whatever is to happen then it happens. I can do this, we can do this, because I love you, Harry, I do." I cried harder and he wrapped his arms around me, brushing his fingers through my hair. "I love you more, you have no idea." ~ MOST OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO J. K. ROWLING ~

The unexpected wizard (Fred Weasley X Reader) by Gryffinpuffgirl_2310

The cover is entirely mine although the pictures were found on google ❤️💛 First off the plot is entirely my own although all characters except for you and your family are the property of J.K. Rowling. ❤️💛 You've just moved into a house on the outskirts of a small town, there is nothing around your house except for one other house which looks to be held up by magic. That's when you meet the Weasleys, more specifically the Weasley twins. ❤️💛 shoutouts •to Gryffinpuffgirl on instagram because why not do a self promo •to Obsessedteen_16 on instagram for the support •to J.K. Rowling for making the wizarding world and it's characters ❤️💛 warnings •a bit of hinny but just in the background •you being a muggle •mention of loosing family •cursing (not a lot) •smut (not a lot but there will be a warning before it begins) •after they get together it gets kind of fast! •one or two times the word 'rape' is mentioned (I won't put a specific warning before hand because it's so small)

wolf's tail ₍ ♡ ₎ g. weasley [1] by lupinstonks

"if you've got something to ask me, george, just get on with it." he stares at her blankly. "you know it's me. you can actually tell me and freddie apart." "of course i can." elizabeth's eyes fixate on her fingers, fiddling with each other in front of her. "i mean, you look very similar, but there's some clear differences." "like what? our mum's been looking for them for years." she smirks, "you're better looking, for starters." ₍ ♡ ₎ ㅡ she knows something is up when her mother warns her not to go with the weasleys to the quidditch world cup - their families have been friends for years, they do this annually. it's when the letters start - a mysterious stranger hinting at their family history and warning her of their future - that things start to get truly scary. the black dog following her around the school grounds is suspicious even to fred and george but elizabeth thompson is adamant she will enjoy this year at hogwarts; the school is hosting the tri-wizard tournament and the yule ball may be her only chance to get george alone without his brother. but, as the two of them try to find each other through the chaos, one thing becomes dauntingly clear: hogwarts is no longer as safe a place as they thought. ₍ ♡ ₎ ㅡ george weasley x oc harry potter characters/settings/plot do not belong to me. set: goblet of fire BOOK 2 - WOLFSBANE

Dark by cosmos178

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The Serpent's Heir by Destiel_067

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"Oh my love," Voldemort sighed. "Aren't you tired of this endless running? You don't look well. All this writhing in the dust like a hunted animal doesn't suit you." Harry struggled against the binds keeping him in place, his breaths coming out in sharps pants as he twisted away from his touch. He's a monster, he reminded himself, forcing himself not to think about how gentle he could be with him. How much he missed his touch. You need to run from him, run far, far away. You are in the middle of a war! "I'm tired of chasing," Voldemort continued, stepping closer to Harry's struggling form. "Of indulging this little game of yours. Let's stop pretending there's anywhere you could run where I would not find you." He paused in front of Harry and knelt down, a hand reaching out to caress his cheek possessively. "Let's stop pretending you want to be anywhere but my arms, hmm?" "Go to hell!" Harry spits, jerking away from his touch. "I'm not yours!" "And that, my love, is where you're wrong," Voldemort said with a crazed smirk. "Nothing, not even death, could keep me from you. You always have and always will belong to me!" |.-.-.-.-.-.-.-| Voldemort had finally won. He defeated the light and gained control over Magical Britain, and in the process, he had lost everything. As he remembers how he met, fell in love with, and ultimately lost Harry Potter, he realizes that in his greed, Voldemort had ruined everything that ever mattered to him. But when new information comes to light, it's a race against time to bring Harry Potter back from the dead and reconcile their relationship or risk losing the love of his life forever... ...Even if it means getting help from what's left of the Golden Trio.