I'm not exactly sane, y'know?
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Harry Potter was sane. Was. Until he finally cracked under the pressure of the foul treatment from a toad-like woman, Umbridge, a resentful, greasy-haired Potions Master, Snape, a manipulative, lemon-drop lover of an old coot, Dumbledore and a serpent-faced madman, Voldemort, a.k.a You-Know-Who, the most feared Dark Lord ever? Yea, anyway, Dumbledore was the last straw and now, Harry cracked and now also deemed as bonkers as Luna Lovegood and as much of a prankster as the Weasley twins, if not, better.
His sole desire? To destroy the people who destroyed his life, or rather, their saneness.
(Everything except story isn't mine! Harry Potter isn't mine- Story cover isn't mine- ONLY THE STORY/PLOT IS!-)(On semi hiatus, got double-grounded :P)
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