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I'm not exactly sane, y'know?

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Time 1h 44m

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Harry Potter was sane. Was. Until he finally cracked under the pressure of the foul treatment from a toad-like woman, Umbridge, a resentful, greasy-haired Potions Master, Snape, a manipulative, lemon-drop lover of an old coot, Dumbledore and a serpent-faced madman, Voldemort, a.k.a You-Know-Who, the most feared Dark Lord ever? Yea, anyway, Dumbledore was the last straw and now, Harry cracked and now also deemed as bonkers as Luna Lovegood and as much of a prankster as the Weasley twins, if not, better.

His sole desire? To destroy the people who destroyed his life, or rather, their saneness.

(Everything except story isn't mine! Harry Potter isn't mine- Story cover isn't mine- ONLY THE STORY/PLOT IS!-)(On semi hiatus, got double-grounded :P)All Rights Reserved

fredweasley georgeweasley harrypotter imwierd insaneharry lunalovegood manipulativedumbledore nevillelongbottom slighthermionebashing slightweasleybashing umbridge weasleytwins wierdstuff

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𝙰𝚗 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚝 ( 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 ) by 1-800holywaterbitchh

"Nothing can change the way I feel about you, do you not get this?" I raised my voice and the tears were starting to flow. Harry closed his eyes in frustration and turned towards the window. "My life is not simple, it never has been and never will be, Lucy. All I do is put the ones I love in danger." He turned to me with his beautiful ocean eyes, sadness spread on his face. I ran towards him and engulfed his face into my hands staring deeply into his eyes. "I know what I've gotten myself into, and I accept everything that is to come full-heartedly. Wherever you go, I go, whatever you need I'll help you, whatever is to happen then it happens. I can do this, we can do this, because I love you, Harry, I do." I cried harder and he wrapped his arms around me, brushing his fingers through my hair. "I love you more, you have no idea." ~ MOST OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO J. K. ROWLING ~

How Fate Intended by hoboheartache on ao3 by kandiegutz

Story by hoboheartache on ao3 Italics: Thoughts "Italics": Foreign language/emphasis Bold: Writing (books, letters, etc...) Explicit Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of ViolenceMajor Character Death Categories: F/MM/MF/F Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Relationships: Harry Potter & Tom Riddle | VoldemortDraco Malfoy/Harry PotterDraco Malfoy & Harry PotterHarry Potter & Tom RiddleLuna Lovegood/Theodore NottLuna Lovegood & Harry PotterDraco Malfoy & Theodore Nott & Harry Potter & Blaise ZabiniTracey Davis & Daphne GreengrassLuna Lovegood & Theodore NottDaphne Greengrass/Blaise Zabini Characters: Harry PotterTom Riddle | VoldemortDeath (Harry Potter)Albus DumbledoreFred WeasleyGeorge WeasleyDraco MalfoyNarcissa Black MalfoyLucius MalfoyBlaise ZabiniTheodore NottTracey Davis (Harry Potter)Daphne GreengrassDursley Family (Harry Potter)Luna Lovegood Additional Tags: Magically Powerful Harry PotterPowerful Harry PotterHarry is a Little ShitAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceTime Travel Fix-ItHarry Potter is a HorcruxMorally Grey Harry PotterAlbus Dumbledore BashingManipulative Albus DumbledoreRon Weasley BashingHermione Granger BashingMolly Weasley BashingGood Dursley Family (Harry Potter)Tom Riddle is His Own WarningSomewhat Good Voldemort (Harry Potter)Mentor Voldemort (Harry Potter)Sane Voldemort (Harry Potter)Master of Death Harry PotterGrey HarryNecromancer Harry PotterGinny Weasley BashingNecromancyCreature InheritanceSoulmatesSoul BondCannibalismCannibalistic ThoughtsHorrorBody HorrorSeer Luna LovegoodWendigo mythWendigoVeela Draco MalfoyCreature Harry PotterCreature FicCreature Draco MalfoyBlood and GoreBlood and Violencegraphic depictions of cannibalismDead Dove: Do Not Eatlong and inclined towards world building

The Serpent's Heir by Destiel_067

Harry Potter, the supposed golden boy, was never meant to be the hero everyone expected. When Dumbledore's grand plan started to unravel, it was clear that the wizarding world would face a different kind of savior. Instead of a loyal Gryffindor, Harry walked into Hogwarts with the dark, calculating air of a pureblood heir and an ancient venomous magical snake by his side. His arrival shattered expectations-especially when he was sorted into Slytherin. No longer the carefree child of Lily and James, Harry embraced his true heritage, one entwined with power, cunning, and the legacy of his ancestors. With every step, he reveals just how far Dumbledore's manipulation went, and the unmasking of his true self puts him at odds with the very people who thought they knew him best. Hermione, Ron, and even his own family stand in his way, but Harry is no longer the naive boy they once knew. The wizarding world is about to witness the rise of a new force, one who will carve his own path, free from the shackles of old alliances and expectations.

Ravenwhore by MrsMalfoy1990

{𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟐} I've written two stories. One in Golen Trio Era, one in Marauders. Completely different stories and characters but the one constant is love. If you read both you'll notice similar topics in both which are forks in the road. The main characters choose opposite paths, the question is, will the outcomes be the same?. As you re-read your old diary from your Hogwarts years you reminisce about all the good and bad times you shared with your friends and family one last time...

𝐒𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 ➢ 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓮 by skyelxght

Harry took her hand in his own and intertwined their fingers, ignoring the strange feeling within himself. Her hands.. were soft. Instead he said, "Talk to him. Something's obviously wrong." "And if he doesn't want to talk to me?" Hermione looked down at the ground. She felt something stir in her heart. Harry squeezed her hand reassuringly. "Then do the only thing you can... leave him." He said, pausing for a second. It was hard saying this to his best friend when the partner was his other best friend. ↱Pairings↲ ☆- HPxHG ☆- NLxLL ➢ Warnings ➸This is fanfiction ➸Some Weasley/Dumbledore Bashing ➸Swearing ➢ Highest Rankings ⃕ ♡-#1 someweasleybashing ♡-#1 hermionexharry ♡-#1 fredlives ♡-#3 wizengamot ♡-#3 harmione ♡-#8 teddylupin ♡-#8 harryxhermione ♡-#13 ginnybashing ☆ I do not own the harry potter characters. Only the plot and OCs. ➸ Second Book | Starts: 1999-2000 ~ 2 years Postwar | Don't Repost [ COMPLETE : 16k words ] →Start Date: June 27th, 2022 →Complete Date: August 25th, 2022

Apart [ Fred Weasley x Reader ] by Duumiee

" The only thing you're doing to yourself is getting your hopes up for no reason! " " And the only thing you're doing is ripping me apart! " * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * You're Y/n Snape, and your father, known for teaching potions in Hogwarts, is trying to keep you well kept and stern so you could pass with flying colors. But after having enough of living your sheltered life as a kept away Slytherin, you fall for a Gryffindor, and go after him, only for you to stumble over problems along the way. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * -- All characters mentioned all belong to J.K. Rowling's: Harry Potter books and movies, except for Y/n. --

Weasley Twins - A Fate You Can't Escape by TheFanFictionGoddess

Hazel Taylor is in her seventh year at Hogwarts. Things with Voldemort are escalating, and Umbridge is not helping anything. She's just trying to survive the year and make it through her Newts. But things don't exactly go as planned for this Hufflepuff. The infamous Gryffindor twins take a shine to her. *This is NOT a poly story. But you have to read to find out who Hazel ends up with! ** I do not own any of the original Harry Potter characters or settings.

What Have You Done to Me? (Blaise Zabini/oc fanfiction) by iridescentnightstars

She was a forgotten in her line of purebloods. He was a broken soul. They were opposites in character. Yet so perfect for each other. They evened out each other's flaws. But like ever perfect love story, nothing was a fairytale out of a fantasy book. or She was fire, he was ice. She was hot-headed, he was mysterious. She was broken in love. He was broken in emotions. They evened out their flaws And strengthened their strengths. They were perfect. They were broken. They were together and that was all that mattered. I LITERALLY FEEL SECOND HAND EMBARESSMENT READING THIS STORY AGAIN 😭

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"Oh my love," Voldemort sighed. "Aren't you tired of this endless running? You don't look well. All this writhing in the dust like a hunted animal doesn't suit you." Harry struggled against the binds keeping him in place, his breaths coming out in sharps pants as he twisted away from his touch. He's a monster, he reminded himself, forcing himself not to think about how gentle he could be with him. How much he missed his touch. You need to run from him, run far, far away. You are in the middle of a war! "I'm tired of chasing," Voldemort continued, stepping closer to Harry's struggling form. "Of indulging this little game of yours. Let's stop pretending there's anywhere you could run where I would not find you." He paused in front of Harry and knelt down, a hand reaching out to caress his cheek possessively. "Let's stop pretending you want to be anywhere but my arms, hmm?" "Go to hell!" Harry spits, jerking away from his touch. "I'm not yours!" "And that, my love, is where you're wrong," Voldemort said with a crazed smirk. "Nothing, not even death, could keep me from you. You always have and always will belong to me!" |.-.-.-.-.-.-.-| Voldemort had finally won. He defeated the light and gained control over Magical Britain, and in the process, he had lost everything. As he remembers how he met, fell in love with, and ultimately lost Harry Potter, he realizes that in his greed, Voldemort had ruined everything that ever mattered to him. But when new information comes to light, it's a race against time to bring Harry Potter back from the dead and reconcile their relationship or risk losing the love of his life forever... ...Even if it means getting help from what's left of the Golden Trio.

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𝙰𝚗 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚝 ( 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 ) cover

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𝐒𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 ➢ 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓮 cover

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𝙰𝚗 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚝 ( 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 )

"Nothing can change the way I feel about you, do you not get this?" I raised my voice and the tears were starting to flow. Harry closed his eyes in frustration and turned towards the window. "My life is not simple, it never has been and never will be, Lucy. All I do is put the ones I love in danger." He turned to me with his beautiful ocean eyes, sadness spread on his face. I ran towards him and engulfed his face into my hands staring deeply into his eyes. "I know what I've gotten myself into, and I accept everything that is to come full-heartedly. Wherever you go, I go, whatever you need I'll help you, whatever is to happen then it happens. I can do this, we can do this, because I love you, Harry, I do." I cried harder and he wrapped his arms around me, brushing his fingers through my hair. "I love you more, you have no idea." ~ MOST OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO J. K. ROWLING ~