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John Constantine and The Useless Magic Rock

Reads 196,907
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Time 4h 54m

Reads 196,907
Votes 7,222
Parts 52
Time 4h 54m

action angst constantine crossover demons dracomalfoy dumbledore family friends harrypotter hellblazer hermione hogwarts humor johnconstantine magic ron scorcerersstone severussnape texttospeech voldemort

(I don't own Harry Potter nor Constantine, just the plot and occasional hand-drawn art)




John Constantine-

Exorcist, Demonologist, Mage, Magic wielder, Master of the Dark Arts and an arrogant, smart-mouthed, chain-smoking prick.

-And he has NO IDEA how he got here.
Sure, he's had his fair share of realm shifting and world hopping, but that was planned stuff!
Mostly...

But now, in London, somehow stuck at 11 of all ages, with get this- A Wizarding Community!

So instead of finding out how to get back home or what sent him there, John's just wondering how 'they' mixed up his magic for theirs, last thing he needs is to be sent off to some bloody boarding school with god knows how many dangers!


(Most translations used via Google Translator, if you see an error do not be afraid to say so!)

Rated T for John's smoking and foul mouth 

Most Impressive Ratings:
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