Dragon age inquisition: The shitpostening
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Incorrect quotes, random bullshit, mostly originating for Tumblr, but who the fuck cares? It's Summer time, baby! I'm at home wallowing my life away! Lets do this!
Featuring the beloved characters from Dragon age Inquisition, along with Dragon age 2, Dragon age Origins, and the Mass Effect Trilogy
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Kalara, a human apostate with strangely pointed ears, escaped her circle and was on the run for years, until the sky tore open... She found a purpose with the Inquisition, among other things. A fellow mage, an elf often found alongside the Inquisitor, catches her interest. He seems to be withholding something, hinting that he knows more about her than she does herself. What truths will this adventure reveal?
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