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I made one for kingdom hearts so here we go boys! 

Come for the fan stuff, stay for the shitposts 
Incorrect quotes, random bullshit, mostly originating for Tumblr, but who the fuck cares? It's Summer time, baby! I'm at home wallowing my life away! Lets do this!

Featuring the beloved characters from Dragon age Inquisition, along with Dragon age 2, Dragon age Origins, and the Mass Effect TrilogyAll Rights Reserved

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Dragon Age Origins: The Tale of Solana by RoseyFields

Deep in the Alienage of Denerim, to a simple family was born an extraordinary girl. A girl who would one day save them all from the dark, horrendous creatures of the Blight. How did this story begin, you ask? Well, allow me to take you on a wild tale of love, death, and ultimate glory. Let me tell you the tale of Solana the Grey Warden... The Hero of Ferelden! **I own nothing to the game or it's story. I encourage you to go and play the Dragon Age series. This is my take on it's characters and how I think my "play through" happened, so please enjoy!** *I do not own the picture. Full credit to the original owner-- I couldn't find their link, but if I do, it shall go here when I do ♥**

DA:I | Simply Solavellan: A Timeline ✔️ by WillinglyGhoulified

[Highest Rankings: #1 in Lavellan, #1 in Solas, #1 in Inquisition, #1 in Dragon-Age] WRITTEN PRE-VEILGUARD "You are my blessing and my curse; my compassion and my disdain; my brightest hope and my darkest temptation." A timeline of events, focused on the romance of Solas and Lavellan, plus the ending the way I envisioned it if it were bittersweet. This story is marked "complete," but I may add more pieces whenever I feel like writing a little Solavellan. ♥

Var Lath Vir Suledin by AmariannaRose

Revas is the daughter of Falon'Din and a old friend/love of Solas/Fen'Harel..... she has known Solas since she was a child.... he made her feel.... strange.... she didn't trust anyone but she trusted HIM.... she was drawn to him like a moth to a flame.... she's a mage but pretended to be a rouge.... Solas was the only one who knew that she had magic.... but only because he caught her using it once.... she loves him but has hidden her feelings from him and the rest of the world.... she told herself that it was to "Save" him.... but in truth she was AFRAID of the emotions within her that just being near him brought forth.... even when he became FEN'HAREL she still called him SOLAS and he SEEMED grateful.... perhaps even RELIEVED that she did.... even when he was a "GOD" he will ALWAYS be her friend.... maybe even something more.... for he loves her too.... Once Haven is buried and the Inquisition is on it's way to Skyhold.....and Solas' true identity is revealed how will his friends react.... will he take Revas with him when he leaves or will he break her heart once again

Dragon Age Inquisition Inquisitor One Shots x Reader by FallenKhajiit

Requests are open I will do crossovers from other video games, TV shows, and movies. I will not write smut or lemon unless I state otherwise. Please don't ask if I can make it a smut or lemon please (my writings can hint at sexual behavior sometimes but I won't write it for public eye). I will try and accept any and all requests. If I can't write it then I'll still try. I'll write anyone x reader or anyone x anyone. I may not always make the reader the Inquisitor but I'll make the reader the Inquisitor most of the time. The one shots book will go somewhat like my Skyrim one shots book. There will be times I put my character as the Inquisitor. Started- Jan 10th 2019

Dragon Age Inquisition: Nelora's Tale by BookDragoness

What's it like to be a hero? Probably one of the most hardest things in life to try and be. You make hard decisions, maybe to save one but end up killing more. This is Nelora's tale to being a hero. Stay and listen, she'll gladly speak with you. (I own none of the people or lands except my Inquisitor Nelora, the rest of them belong to the creators of the awesome game, Dragon Age Inquisition.)

Artemis by KaylaWoods289

"Let them go, Dante." I whip my head to see a small boy standing the clearing with blonde hair and a green cloak hanging from shoulders. He isn't very tall however he holds his stance well. He doesn't seem to be more than Cassandra's age. Maybe 12 at most. I abruptly turn my head back hearing the man holding a sword to my throat chuckling with a sinister grin. "Oh, poor boy, what are you go to do about it?" The yellow teeth gleam as he begins stalking towards the boy who does not look the least bit fazed. I look around at the other men who are following the leader. I pull Cassandra tighter to my back as I take small steps back. I keep my eye trained on the men but also fear for the naive boy. "Do you really want to test me Dante?" He asks raising a single eyebrow. For a minute the men stop their movements. I see their hesitation for fear... Fear of what? I take the moment to stick Cassandra behind a nearby tree. She crouches down while I pull my sword out from its place. "How do you know my name?" The scoundrel raises his sword challenging towards the boy before taking a final step towards him. Then the unexpected happens. The young boy chuckles so darkly. It sounded almost... demonic. All the men instinctively raise their swords. "Oh Dante, I didn't know your name... but you know someone dear to me." "Spit it out boy!" The once grinning man is now looking around frantically. I continue my eyes scanning the small boy. He looks directly me and gives me a small nod before saying one word that caused all hell to breaks loose. "Artemis." Artemis is not an ordinary girl. She grew up in the wilderness after being shunned due to unique abilities and her different physical attributes. Blessed with an ability that scared others, she roams the wild with only her guarded one. That is until she stumbles into a situation that brings her in front of a prince.

Finding Home (Completed) by solafenders

Be kind, this is my first attempt at writing :P A dragon age fanfiction that featutes adventure and sex combined with heartache and tragedy along the way. Fenris and Anders have just begun to find some common ground when a woman claiming to be from Fenris' past appears with an unbelievable tale. Together they must build a force to be reckoned with in an attempt to stop Fen'Harel from reigning chaos across Thedas. This mysterious woman turns out to be something truly extraordinary, forever changing the lives of those she encounters as she leads them in the resurrection of Elvhenan.

The Bond Between Fall & Winter (Jack Frost X Reader!) by Saige_Maria

"Come on mom and dad!" The ten year old says as she pulls her mother and father further into the forest. "Honey, it will be here all season, no need to rush." Her mother spoke. "Yes, you must learn to be patient Aury." Her father states. The little brunette starts to slow down. She now walks a normal pace between her parents. "I'm sorry mom and dad, I'm just excited. Its been a whole year." The girl explains, Her mom snickers. "We understand sweetie, but it just finished turning anyway. Its only the 3rd of October." Her father also explains. "Otherwise known as my birthday!" She exclaims. Her mother and father giggle. "Look, there it is!" Her mother points to a big Sugar Maple Tree with leaves colored with vibrant yellow, burnt orange and strawberry red. The girl's hazel eyes fill with excitement, she jumps up and down and runs to the big tree. "It's as pretty as ever!" The little girl says happily. The child hugs the tree while her parents smile. They walk up to her and kneel down to her height. "I know we've been coming to this tree for 4 years now Aury, but you know if you ever feel sad especially during the fall, you can always hang out under this tree." Her mother says, the little girl smiles. ♡♡♡ Aurelia Jones and her parents go to that tree every fall for her birthday since she was six. That very tree is only one of the many reasons she loves fall. She doesn't have many friends so she doesn't care about birthday parties. Her mom and dad always adored her imagination, when they told her about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and everyone else, she believed it immediately, always had and probably always will. *Another Jack Frost x reader! I don't own any of the characters except Aury and Saige!*

Honey and Ink [Dragon Age: Inquisition] by lunarpieces

"Humour me." "But what about you? Don't you need luck too?" Lyric asked, protest forming a small crack in her voice. "I don't know what you'll face before the end," Cullen insisted, his face drawing nearer hers until their foreheads were touching. Her hand was palm-up in his, then, the dark leather of his glove and the moonlight's ivory flush making her fingers look impossibly pale. He placed the lucky coin there, closing her fist around it. "Just humour me." ---- Slow burn romance between Cullen and my femme Lavellan, Lyric. The story is mostly made up of moments between characters, skipping some of the action we are familiar with. Spans the events of Dragon Age: Inquisition, base game only. - 18+ only - Disclaimers: - Content/trigger warnings for minor character injury, blood/gore, and sexual content. - This is a a slow burn, but it is a romance nonetheless. *Not* smut; there are also character pieces for my Inquisitor and some others that are not related to the romance, but it's all part of Lyric's story. - There are time jumps, and some slight canon divergence/original elements, but nothing that impacts the integrity of the story in a major way. - I have only played Inquisition and all associated expansions, but not the earlier games. - This is my interpretation of the story- I take some liberties with minor variations and some situations of my own. - My lore is not perfect, but I'm trying! Feel free to gently correct me if I get something wrong! - All art (including the cover) is my original art! - If you know me, no you don't.

Var Lath Vir Suledin by herondahlia

DISCONTINUED!!! ---------------------- What if Solas couldn't stay as cool and collected as he wanted to? "What is the old Dalish curse? 'May the Dread Wolf take you?'" "And so he did." ---------------- Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction about the protagonist and Solas from the popular fantasy RPG Dragon Age: Inquisition, so all credit to Bioware where it is due. It is also heavy in SPOILERS for both the main storyline and the Trespasser DLC. For the purpose of this fanfiction, my canon Inquisitor Vala Lavellan will be courting our beloved Dread Wolf. All of the screenshots are also mine. Their story will begin after the mission In Your Heart Shall Burn, and much of the dialogue and content is taken directly from the game. I'm also open to feedback as this is my first ever publication! To all my fellow Solasmancers burning in Solavellan Hell... I feel your pain. I can't wait for the reunion in Dragon Age: The Veilguard!

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Dragon Age Origins: The Tale of Solana

Deep in the Alienage of Denerim, to a simple family was born an extraordinary girl. A girl who would one day save them all from the dark, horrendous creatures of the Blight. How did this story begin, you ask? Well, allow me to take you on a wild tale of love, death, and ultimate glory. Let me tell you the tale of Solana the Grey Warden... The Hero of Ferelden! I own nothing to the game or it's story. I encourage you to go and play the Dragon Age series. This is my take on it's characters and how I think my "play through" happened, so please enjoy! *I do not own the picture. Full credit to the original owner-- I couldn't find their link, but if I do, it shall go here when I do ♥**