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Dragon age inquisition: The shitpostening

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Reads 2,797
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Parts 79
Time 6h 17m

wolvesofthemist

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I made one for kingdom hearts so here we go boys! 

Come for the fan stuff, stay for the shitposts 
Incorrect quotes, random bullshit, mostly originating for Tumblr, but who the fuck cares? It's Summer time, baby! I'm at home wallowing my life away! Lets do this!

Featuring the beloved characters from Dragon age Inquisition, along with Dragon age 2, Dragon age Origins, and the Mass Effect TrilogyAll Rights Reserved

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With you always (Dragon Age Inquisition Cullen fanfic) by The_Elven_Shadow

Fanfic about Cullen and my Human Inquisitor June, set after the events in the game. Gets a bit steamy, may not be appropriate for younger readers. ~*Disclaimer*~ I own nothing but my character. Pictures are credited to their respected owners. Cullen is my favourite character in Dragon Age Inquisition -along side Dorian and Varic- so I decided to make a fanfic about him when I was bored. Just to clarify, this is a romance story between Cullen and June. Hope you enjoy! Let me know what you think!

Dragon Age Inquisition Inquisitor One Shots x Reader by FallenKhajiit

Requests are open I will do crossovers from other video games, TV shows, and movies. I will not write smut or lemon unless I state otherwise. Please don't ask if I can make it a smut or lemon please (my writings can hint at sexual behavior sometimes but I won't write it for public eye). I will try and accept any and all requests. If I can't write it then I'll still try. I'll write anyone x reader or anyone x anyone. I may not always make the reader the Inquisitor but I'll make the reader the Inquisitor most of the time. The one shots book will go somewhat like my Skyrim one shots book. There will be times I put my character as the Inquisitor. Started- Jan 10th 2019

DA:I | Simply Solavellan: A Timeline ✔️ by WillinglyGhoulified

[Highest Rankings: #1 in Lavellan, #1 in Solas, #1 in Inquisition, #1 in Dragon-Age] WRITTEN PRE-VEILGUARD "You are my blessing and my curse; my compassion and my disdain; my brightest hope and my darkest temptation." A timeline of events, focused on the romance of Solas and Lavellan, plus the ending the way I envisioned it if it were bittersweet. This story is marked "complete," but I may add more pieces whenever I feel like writing a little Solavellan. ♥

Herald of Shadow by ThePaintedLady3

Why me? I was no one, a Dalish mage sent to spy on the shems Conclave. I wasn't fit to lead anyone! Yet, with the breach threatening the world and so much of what happened missing from my memory I had to stay. I had to fight. A slow burn Cullen/Lavellan Inquisitor fanfic. Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Age or it's characters! I am also taking quite a bit of freedom with the story, so things will be a bit different but the overall plot will be the same.

Honey and Ink [Dragon Age: Inquisition] by lunarpieces

"Humour me." "But what about you? Don't you need luck too?" Lyric asked, protest forming a small crack in her voice. "I don't know what you'll face before the end," Cullen insisted, his face drawing nearer hers until their foreheads were touching. Her hand was palm-up in his, then, the dark leather of his glove and the moonlight's ivory flush making her fingers look impossibly pale. He placed the lucky coin there, closing her fist around it. "Just humour me." ---- Slow burn romance between Cullen and my femme Lavellan, Lyric. The story is mostly made up of moments between characters, skipping some of the action we are familiar with. Spans the events of Dragon Age: Inquisition, base game only. - 18+ only - Disclaimers: - Content/trigger warnings for minor character injury, blood/gore, and sexual content. - This is a a slow burn, but it is a romance nonetheless. *Not* smut; there are also character pieces for my Inquisitor and some others that are not related to the romance, but it's all part of Lyric's story. - There are time jumps, and some slight canon divergence/original elements, but nothing that impacts the integrity of the story in a major way. - I have only played Inquisition and all associated expansions, but not the earlier games. - This is my interpretation of the story- I take some liberties with minor variations and some situations of my own. - My lore is not perfect, but I'm trying! Feel free to gently correct me if I get something wrong! - All art (including the cover) is my original art! - If you know me, no you don't.

The players will pay by countess_heartless

"I know what I'm going to do" I said as soon as we arrived into her room. She shut the door and looked at me, determination in her eyes, "yes, we will get revenge Cassie" she said "Oh yeah, there will be revenge frazzle, But I am not taking it from Woods. Karma will deal with him later on..."I replied venomously. Confusion crossed Frazzle's face, "but-" "Instead, players will pay. The whole concept of players was what made woods the way he is. And all the other heart breakers in the world. I can't take revenge from all of them, but I will do what I can..." I said, so harshly and coldly that I saw fright in Frazzle's eyes. "From all the fucking players at woodland high! They will feel the pain I have felt today. I am pretty, I am hot and I can be a damn good actress! I will make sure that they fall in love me and then crush their puny hearts under my heel!" I yelled. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cassandra Lively had everything. A pretty face, amazing friends and a totally hot boyfriend. He was known to be a player but Cassandra had changed him...right? WRONG! he broke her heart and disrupted her life. Now she was out to take revenge. Not from him, Instead from all the players in her school. And when the time comes, He will pay too. But then who comes along? Another amazing boy, who forms turmoil in her plans. Making her question her decision and herself.

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Var Lath Vir Suledin by herondahlia

DISCONTINUED!!! ---------------------- What if Solas couldn't stay as cool and collected as he wanted to? "What is the old Dalish curse? 'May the Dread Wolf take you?'" "And so he did." ---------------- Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction about the protagonist and Solas from the popular fantasy RPG Dragon Age: Inquisition, so all credit to Bioware where it is due. It is also heavy in SPOILERS for both the main storyline and the Trespasser DLC. For the purpose of this fanfiction, my canon Inquisitor Vala Lavellan will be courting our beloved Dread Wolf. All of the screenshots are also mine. Their story will begin after the mission In Your Heart Shall Burn, and much of the dialogue and content is taken directly from the game. I'm also open to feedback as this is my first ever publication! To all my fellow Solasmancers burning in Solavellan Hell... I feel your pain. I can't wait for the reunion in Dragon Age: The Veilguard!

Artemis by KaylaWoods289

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