Sprite - Monster || A BTS Crackfic
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Last published Sun, Sep 20, 2020
How to make a Disaster
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By potato_oppar
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Prep : unknown number of minutes
Cook : 3 seconds
Total : chaos
Servings : 5 + 2 = 7
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Ingredients -
• 1 happy Jung Hoseok
• 1 genius Kim Namjoon
• (n)Sprite can
• (n)Rap music
• 1 BangMan Hit
• 1 tablespoon pixie dust
• 1 Mickey Mouse surprise tool
• 1/4 cup crack(optional)
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Step 1 - Make 1 Jung Hoseok a sprite addict
Step 2 - Make 1 Kim Namjoon a rap addict
Step 3 - Put all the ingredients and addicts together
Step 4 - Wait
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Nutrition Facts -
No calories
No fat
100 grams stress
1 kg weed
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A BTS Crackfiction.
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Started on 16/7/20
Ended on ??/??/??
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