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Sprite - Monster || A BTS Crackfic

Membaca 300
Suara 44
Bagian 7
Durasi 22m

Membaca 300
Suara 44
Bagian 7
Durasi 22m

bangtan bts comedy crack crackfic funny hoseok humor jhope jimin johncena jungkook lebronjames mountaindew namjoon rapmonster seokjin slime soda sprite suga taehyung teaparty vine yoongi

How to make a Disaster
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By potato_oppar
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Prep : unknown number of minutes

Cook : 3 seconds

Total : chaos

Servings : 5 + 2 = 7
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Ingredients -
• 1 happy Jung Hoseok
• 1 genius Kim Namjoon
• (n)Sprite can
• (n)Rap music
• 1 BangMan Hit
• 1 tablespoon pixie dust
• 1 Mickey Mouse surprise tool
• 1/4 cup crack(optional) 
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Step 1 - Make 1 Jung Hoseok a sprite addict

Step 2 - Make 1 Kim Namjoon a rap addict

Step 3 - Put all the ingredients and addicts together

Step 4 - Wait 
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Nutrition Facts -  

No calories
No fat
100 grams stress
1 kg weed
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A BTS Crackfiction. 

(DD/MM/YYYY) 
Started on 16/7/20
Ended on ??/??/??Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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roommates | namjin

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