In Which Karkat Has A Retainer, And Dave Is A Tease.
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MatureComplete Sun, Jul 19, 202010m
Holy fuck.
Oh my shit.
Karkat Vantas has a retainer in. Karkat Vantas has a goddamn lisp. Karkat Vantas is wonderfully pissed at this concept. You crack a grin, slowly, but surely. He shrinks like an irate cat, (Not the first time you've made that comparison) and you're sure your shit-eating-grin only widens.
"Karkat."
Nothing.
"Karkles."
Nothing, yet again.
"Darling."
Nothing but a deadpan look and a blush earning you +10 more points.
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(DAVEKAT ONESHOT)
Content Warnings: Strong Language, Sex Mention, Sexual Themes But It's Not Explicit??
I found the idea of Karkat with a retainer and him having to deal with speaking with one in wAY too funny. This was going to start out all fluffy and cute but y'know what, I am a predictable man. Theres a mention of Nep and Terezi but they're not there.
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