Holy fuck. Oh my shit. Karkat Vantas has a retainer in. Karkat Vantas has a goddamn lisp. Karkat Vantas is wonderfully pissed at this concept. You crack a grin, slowly, but surely. He shrinks like an irate cat, (Not the first time you've made that comparison) and you're sure your shit-eating-grin only widens. "Karkat." Nothing. "Karkles." Nothing, yet again. "Darling." Nothing but a deadpan look and a blush earning you +10 more points. ------ (DAVEKAT ONESHOT) Content Warnings: Strong Language, Sex Mention, Sexual Themes But It's Not Explicit?? I found the idea of Karkat with a retainer and him having to deal with speaking with one in wAY too funny. This was going to start out all fluffy and cute but y'know what, I am a predictable man. Theres a mention of Nep and Terezi but they're not there.