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Assassinating The Idiots

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Reads 174
Votes 18
Parts 5
Time 27m

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Tired of his dull, uneventful life, Gabriel fears that he'll end his last year before being legal dubbed forever as the 'pretty boy virgin' with no full review of the high school experience. With encouragement from his closest friends and determined to have the best year of his life, he needs to befriend the one person guaranteed to cause the much needed storm in his rainbow. However, the only thing preventing him from achieving his first taste of rebellion, and possible love, are the Idiots. And Gabriel needs to ridden his good boy act to pull off something really bad. 

Assassination.

--- A coming of age teen romcom that forces you to wonder if perhaps the idiots do indeed need to die.---


"Full of awkward Ls & Twitter wars."

"If you love major flops, pokes at stereotypes, prank wars and chessy pick up lines that are cringe worthy, this is for you."

"A success or failure or love kind of book filled with relatable moments and dark humour."



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