Cellmates to Friends to Lovers (?)

This is the funniest crack fic I could possibly ever make. Basically, the idea is this: Tristan, Godot, and Kristoph share the same cell. Kristoph never leaves because he doesn't deserve that freedom, but Tristan and Godot do. Godot opens a cafe with the help of Tristan. According to law they now must be boyfriends because dear god I cannot just leave them alone. There's gonna angst, the power of friendship, and nothing but pure chaos. Some chapters will be more well-written than others, but most of them will just be absolute torture to both write and read. Yes I officially now ship Godot x Tristan you are legally allowed to murder me.

(ALSO! THIS IS PART OF A HUGE PROJECT THAT ME, MY "FRIEND" AND OUR OTHER FRIEND ARE WORKING ON! THIS IS BASICALLY A SUMMARY OF THE FIRST PART!)