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Not Funny

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Plaza has been the Social Media hit of the past 7 years. For Waylon, it's been a nightmare.

He and his best friend, Lucille, had sworn to never become involved in the Plazombies (as the two called them). 

The Plazombies were the popular and high class teens who based their entire existence, on follower count.

Although the two had been inseparable till high school, Lucille had started to become distant. It started as soon as she 'changed into a lady' come 7th grade.

The guys struck her as hot, and immediately took a wild interest in the spunky book club dweeb. 

Soon Lucille seems to drift and exclude Waylon, forcing him to forget everything he thought about their friendship.All Rights Reserved

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