Dear Dumb Diary,

Hair. Beagles. Jeans. It never ends.

Dear Dumb Diary,

Anyway, Isabella said it wasn't the makeover that boosted Margaret's popularity that forces us down IT WAS THE PANTS. She said it wasn't my loud "yahoo" in science that got me switched again so that I'm science partner with Known Goon, Mike Pinsetti. IT WAS THE PANTS. And she said it wasn't me that had done you know what all over Hudson Rivers IT WAS THE PANTS!