butt jokes - dirkjohn
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Last published Sat, Apr 24, 2021
a young man by the name of john egbert stands alone in his bedroom, pissed as fuck because his roommate terezi and dirk strider are on his couch, watching fucking my little pony. we follow john's thoughts and feels as dirk just just keeps popping up more and more in his life.
ships appeared: dirkjohn, jadenep, vrisrezi, rosemary, davekat (i cant stand writing straight ships lol)
terezi and nepeta are nonbinary and are written with they/them pronouns. multiple characters are lgbt, but their not all labeled or have all of their pronouns written out.
my writing is all in lowercase, but it is grammatically correct and coherent. chats written like they're on pesterchum are written like the respective characters.
formatting for pesterchats change to adapt for the fact theres no text colors on here.
cover credit: senyaluz on tumblr (no relation to the story, just one of my favorite artists)
bonus creds:
my lovely bf for writing pesterchats with me, being my john, and helping with planning and ideas.
also creds to my bestfriend for being resident rose! im happy to have kinnies on board to help with proper characterization.
note: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE MINE (obviously). their hussies and i simply improved them.
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