"Hello? Hello, hello! Uh, i wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm...finishing up my last week as a matter of fact so... I know it can be a little overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you: there's nothing to worry about, uhh, you'll do fine! So... let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Ok? Uh, let's see... First theres an introductory greeting the company from I'm supposed to read. Eeh its kind of a legal thing, you know. 'Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: a magical place for children and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon the discovery of the damage or death has occurred, a missing person's report will be filed in ninety days or as soon as property and premise have been throughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced. Blah, blah, blah.' Now that might sound bad, I know, but theres really nothing to worry about! Uhh, the animatronic characters do to get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If i were forced to sing... those same stupid songs for twenty years and i never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember: these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and you need to show a little respect. Right? Ok. So just be aware: they do tend to wander a bit. Uhh, they used to wander during the day too, but then the bite of '87 happened... Yeah, its amazing how the human body can live without a frontal lobe, ya know? Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as the night watchmen here, if any, is the fact that these characters... Uhh, if they happen to see you after hours they probably wont recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely to see you as an endoskeleton without it's costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Fazbear Pizza, they'll probably try to... f