𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤-𝐮𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬. sirius black

" hey rin,
if you were a dementor,
i'd become a criminal
just for your kiss! "

sirius smirked inwardly as he read the note.
he was such a genius for coming up with them.

𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊-𝐔𝐏 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 . . . in which sirius black knows he's absolutely doomed when he falls for his best mate's little sister, and the only way he can think to express his feelings are by sending her anonymous pick-up lines.
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