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Two And A Half Man

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Reads 181
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Parts 12
Time 17m

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"No-one in my life made me jokes that hilarious and make me feel like I'm the happiest person on the planet. That's why, I always wanna keep your hands and legs tied to my bed, and I wanna own that pretty smart mouth of urs along with ur pu$$y and a$$, Angelinaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

Meet Adrian Russell, the quadrillionaire playboy. 

And 


Angelina Dmitri, the trillionaire playgirl.All Rights Reserved

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Marrying The Playboy by got7eolinsonyeo

"I Want the two of you get married!" *BOTH* "HA??!!!" Two opposite worlds and complete Strangers. Youngji, a girl who lives in a simple life with ALL GIRLS.... she never had a father only her mother is taking care of her, he never met a guy and Never Dated Before, she's smart, and beautiful, . No 1. DISLIKE-PLAYBOYS (WOMANIZERS) Jackson or Jack, a Guy with flaws, a dream-boy of every Girl, a Superstar who lives in a Showbiz World. He is also a successor in his father's company. He's Handsome and very clever, the problem is..... he is a womanizer What if those lives will change? In-order to make him succeed he need's a wife.

One Night, One Secret by lovelydog888

He Li first met Lu QingYuan, mistaking him for the airport driver. He was stunning-mature, handsome, and magnetic. After a few minutes in the car, she changed her mind. He was gorgeous, but his sharp words weren't as appealing. Still, she was determined to win him over. The next morning, after a night together, He Li left a note: "Thanks for the night, here's a little something," with a thousand bucks. She walked away feeling satisfied. Back at work, He Li was surprised to learn her new boss was Lu QingYuan, the man she had slept with and run away from. She nervously tried to apologize: "Mr. Lu, I'm so sorry, let me explain..." Lu QingYuan smirked and interrupted: "You're not at fault, Secretary He. It's my fault for being so... irresistible." Is it too late to quit? I was young and fell for his looks!

One Night Assassin by Magnifiicent_Beauty

What if one night, you gave everything you had to one man? Heart, body and soul. And what if that man just so happened to be Adriano Russo? The most ruthless and dangerous assassin in Italy. Luna just wanted a night out, one night to get everything out of her system. She was just planning on going out with some friends and maybe having a few drinks. But little did she know that that one night and one mistake, would change her life forever. • . • . • . • "I-I should really get going." I say to the shirtless man before trying to run out of the door. But before I could make it out, the man slams the door closed and barricades me in. "Now Luna, why the sudden urge to leave?" He says in a mocking tone with a devilish smirk playing upon his face. "How do-" "I know your name?" He says finishing my sentence all while throwing his head back and laughing, making me take an audible gulp. "Oh sweet Luna, there's a lot more you have to learn about me." _________________ •|Book # 2 in the ~ POWERFUL BOOK TRILOGY|•

Running from Leo by Miss_whts_her_name

"You seriously thought that you will jump from the window and escape?" "Yes." "Tsk. Tsk. That's so sad, but I guess you didn't think that you'd land straight on my back, didn't you?" My breath hitched when I heard the gun click in the darkness. "N-No. I didn't." ------------------------------------------------------------- Amelia had everything planned in her life; Graduate highschool with her friends, get a degree from the community college and open her dream restaurant, but her plans came crashing down when a short walk to her friend's house for a sleepover turned into her worst nightmare. Thrown into a world full of guns, blood and drugs, she gets kidnapped, sold and shipped to another country in less than 24 hours. . . . . . Leonardo Agostini doesn't care about anything. Being the heir of Italian mafia, he has the power, looks and women at his feet. With his father on the verge of retirement, he determines to have the whole mafia at his feet as soon as he takes over. But what would happen when a woman actually falls on top of him instead of his feet? [AMBY AWARDS 2022 WINNER - HUMOR CATEGORY] [Featured in @humor profile - Isn't it romatically funny?] [Featured in @humor profile - Dark Comedy] #1 in HUMOR!! (30/11/2020) #1 in ESCAPE!! (02/12/2020) #1 in RUNNING!! (03/12/2020) #1 in FUNNY!! (23/11/2021) #4 in MAFIA!! (19/11/2022) #24 in ROMANCE!! (21/11/2022)

Perfect Impurrfections by JDLaynne

SWF looking for a SWM. I am a 29-year-old gym instructor who enjoys fitness and social get togethers. I am looking for someone who is family oriented, a hard worker, spontaneously romantic, and has an eye for detail. Anyone with a fear of commitment or is not an animal lover need not apply. Crystal Russell's bio-clock is ticking down, LOUDLY. She wants the perfect cookie cutter life and all that comes with it. The perfect man by her side, two kids playing with the dog in the yard, and a cute little house with a white picket fence. Well, maybe not a dog since her temperamental cat B.B. would probably eat it. Determined to find her dream Crystal dives headfirst into the dating pool only to run from one disaster to another. Between work, a demanding furry baby, and a grandpa who acts more like Don Juan in heat then a decrepit old man life is more than a little interesting. Thank goodness for good friends and strong beer or she just might end up with one of the mental illnesses she thinks she has. Maybe by the end of her foray into the dating world she'll figure out she never had to go looking for mister right.

The Billionaire's New Maid by aaalexandria12

"Ladies first!" He ushered me into his office then pushed me on the soft leathery couch, in which I quickly got up from. And i must say, this is one very cozy office, I could fit my whole apartment in here, right behind his desk was glass, showing off the beautiful scenery of new York City. "Woah," escaped my once sealed lips, "Like it?" He cunningly asked, prodding up to his desk then sitting down, "Hell yeah!" was my reply, "Then..." He pressed a button making the curtains cover up the view and flipping on the lights, "Have a seat!" He smiled again, my smile fell as I snapped with my teeth clenched,"I'm fine standing," "Mhh, your choice!" He hummed, nodding his head, "Coffee?" "No, I'm a tea person!" I lied. "Ohh I have tea too!" "No I'm a coffee person," I replied. His eyes peered into mine, "I'm not in the mood for games Catherine Taylor!" "ALEJANDRO VINCENTO, how do you know my name?" ************************** Ongoing Cover done by: me.

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Mia, a struggling waitress and Tristian, a high-spirited play boy. Mia tries to run away from him but Tristian is not the one to give up easily. ****** Mia's best friend, Troy ripped a piece of her heart out when she realized that he loves another woman. It made her jaded, she swore off relationships and love. When Tristian walked into her world, her heart began to beat again. Tristian asked for a chance in her life but Mia tries to run away from him. He is clearly off limits because : Tristian is one of Troy's brothers. Tristian has same face as Troy. Tristian brings butterflies in her stomach. Last but not the least, she doesn't want to fall in love. She tries her best to avoid him but Tristian is not the one to back off. He wants a chance in her life because he knows she's worth trying. He will not let her waste her life for his brother. It's time to sweep her into his arms. I call her Love though that's not her name, she is a puzzle which cannot be completed without me. ****** REQUIRES EDITING... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS IS A STAND-ALONE NOVEL. Flying Love. Copyright © 2018. All Rights Reserved.

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Marrying The Playboy

"I Want the two of you get married!" BOTH "HA??!!!" Two opposite worlds and complete Strangers. Youngji, a girl who lives in a simple life with ALL GIRLS.... she never had a father only her mother is taking care of her, he never met a guy and Never Dated Before, she's smart, and beautiful, . No 1. DISLIKE-PLAYBOYS (WOMANIZERS) Jackson or Jack, a Guy with flaws, a dream-boy of every Girl, a Superstar who lives in a Showbiz World. He is also a successor in his father's company. He's Handsome and very clever, the problem is..... he is a womanizer What if those lives will change? In-order to make him succeed he need's a wife.