Two And A Half Man
- Reads 220
- Votes 11
- Parts 12
"No-one in my life made me jokes that hilarious and make me feel like I'm the happiest person on the planet. That's why, I always wanna keep your hands and legs tied to my bed, and I wanna own that pretty smart mouth of urs along with ur pu$$y and a$$, Angelinaaaaaaaaaaaaa."
Meet Adrian Russell, the quadrillionaire playboy.
And
Angelina Dmitri, the trillionaire playgirl.
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Running from Leo
"You seriously thought that you will jump from the window and escape?" "Yes." "Tsk. Tsk. That's so sad, but I guess you didn't think that you'd land straight on my back, didn't you?" My breath hitched when I heard the gun click in the darkness. "N-No. I didn't." ------------------------------------------------------------- Amelia had everything planned in her life; Graduate highschool with her friends, get a degree from the community college and open her dream restaurant, but her plans came crashing down when a short walk to her friend's house for a sleepover turned into her worst nightmare. Thrown into a world full of guns, blood and drugs, she gets kidnapped, sold and shipped to another country in less than 24 hours. . . . . . Leonardo Agostini doesn't care about anything. Being the heir of Italian mafia, he has the power, looks and women at his feet. With his father on the verge of retirement, he determines to have the whole mafia at his feet as soon as he takes over. But what would happen when a woman actually falls on top of him instead of his feet? [AMBY AWARDS 2022 WINNER - HUMOR CATEGORY] [Featured in @humor profile - Isn't it romatically funny?] [Featured in @humor profile - Dark Comedy] #1 in HUMOR!! (30/11/2020) #1 in ESCAPE!! (02/12/2020) #1 in RUNNING!! (03/12/2020) #1 in FUNNY!! (23/11/2021) #4 in MAFIA!! (19/11/2022) #24 in ROMANCE!! (21/11/2022)Complete
One Night, One Secret
He Li first met Lu QingYuan, mistaking him for the airport driver. He was stunning-mature, handsome, and magnetic. After a few minutes in the car, she changed her mind. He was gorgeous, but his sharp words weren't as appealing. Still, she was determined to win him over. The next morning, after a night together, He Li left a note: "Thanks for the night, here's a little something," with a thousand bucks. She walked away feeling satisfied. Back at work, He Li was surprised to learn her new boss was Lu QingYuan, the man she had slept with and run away from. She nervously tried to apologize: "Mr. Lu, I'm so sorry, let me explain..." Lu QingYuan smirked and interrupted: "You're not at fault, Secretary He. It's my fault for being so... irresistible." Is it too late to quit? I was young and fell for his looks!Complete
A Summer Affair (SAMPLE! NOW PUBLISHED ON AMAZON)
The best decision I ever made was when I moved to paradise nine years ago. I've met and entertained many beautiful women while living here in Hawaii, with those women changing what I first thought would be paradise and making it to be more of an erotic heaven. I love women, and I love satisfying them. But the only way they make it to my bed is if they're tourists. Why? Because there are no ties, no feelings hurt, no strings attached, and I'll never see them again-just pure innocent sex satisfying both our needs. Now I'm on an airplane, going back to the one place I always said I would never step foot in ever again. Las Vegas. All because Vegas is where my best friend wants to have his bachelor party. Just because I'm not happy to be back in my hometown doesn't mean I can't have fun, right? After all, I can still do what I've been doing in Hawaii here in Vegas as there are always tourists roaming the casinos. Before my friends and I hit the casino, I made a thousand-dollar bet with my best friend that I couldn't land a woman in my bed before we returned to Hawaii-a bet I want no part of after meeting who I did. That bet will come to haunt me after we get back home, especially when we cross paths at my best friend's wedding. I was happy to see her, but she wasn't too pleased to see me, and let's just say somewhere I screwed up because my face not only saw her fist once, but it saw it twice. She just lit the fire in me, and I never thought I'd say this, but I guess my entertaining women days are over because right now, there's only one woman who I want to chase, and that's Leilani. Credit for cover: selfpubbookcovers.com/VonnaArtComplete
Marrying The Playboy
"I Want the two of you get married!" *BOTH* "HA??!!!" Two opposite worlds and complete Strangers. Youngji, a girl who lives in a simple life with ALL GIRLS.... she never had a father only her mother is taking care of her, he never met a guy and Never Dated Before, she's smart, and beautiful, . No 1. DISLIKE-PLAYBOYS (WOMANIZERS) Jackson or Jack, a Guy with flaws, a dream-boy of every Girl, a Superstar who lives in a Showbiz World. He is also a successor in his father's company. He's Handsome and very clever, the problem is..... he is a womanizer What if those lives will change? In-order to make him succeed he need's a wife.Complete
chatroom.com»hs✓
Welcome to chatroom.com! Please wait while we pair you up with a partner. texting formatComplete
Perfect Impurrfections
SWF looking for a SWM. I am a 29-year-old gym instructor who enjoys fitness and social get togethers. I am looking for someone who is family oriented, a hard worker, spontaneously romantic, and has an eye for detail. Anyone with a fear of commitment or is not an animal lover need not apply. Crystal Russell's bio-clock is ticking down, LOUDLY. She wants the perfect cookie cutter life and all that comes with it. The perfect man by her side, two kids playing with the dog in the yard, and a cute little house with a white picket fence. Well, maybe not a dog since her temperamental cat B.B. would probably eat it. Determined to find her dream Crystal dives headfirst into the dating pool only to run from one disaster to another. Between work, a demanding furry baby, and a grandpa who acts more like Don Juan in heat then a decrepit old man life is more than a little interesting. Thank goodness for good friends and strong beer or she just might end up with one of the mental illnesses she thinks she has. Maybe by the end of her foray into the dating world she'll figure out she never had to go looking for mister right.Complete
How to Hunt a Billionaire ✔️
-COMPLETE- "So you set fire to my apartment?" I rolled my eyes at him. "No, I didn't. I was cooking and it decided to start burning." "...Then you're a terrible cook." "And you're a terrible...Oh look! A bird!" He turned to see the imaginary bird I was pointing at, giving me enough time to run. # ASHLEY believes in the power of planning and sarcasm. Too bad it can only take you so far. Bets are place to see whether she can get a boyfriend before the end of the year but the task sounds easier than it is as she's decided to hunt a billionaire. HOW TO HUNT A BILLIONAIRE by NŸX ©®™Complete
The Perv and The Nerd
What if you wished for your boring life to become interesting? What if it happens, but you soon regret having wishing for it? Life isn't always what we expect it to be. Expect the unexpected and learn to take things as they are. If so, all your problems will be solved and cleared out. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ In this story, we get to learn about a girl who has made a wish on a shooting star to make her life exciting. Even though she is a loner, a book-lover, a science geek, or as we simply would imply -- a Nerd... What will become of our nerd heroine as she unexpectedly becomes close with a devious, good-looking, playboy who is commonly know as -- a Pervert? Find out more to this story and read on! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Also, the cover art is OWNED by me and it's respective creator. It was made for me by one of my readers, and I ended up sticking with the cover cause it was so nice~! ^_^ Cover Art By: NixFantasia #23 in Romance since 11-30-2015 #134 in Romance since 6-5-2017Complete
"You seriously thought that you will jump from the window and escape?" "Yes." "Tsk. Tsk. That's so sad, but I guess you didn't think that you'd land straight on my back, didn't you?" My breath hitched when I heard the gun click in the darkness. "N-No. I didn't." ------------------------------------------------------------- Amelia had everything planned in her life; Graduate highschool with her friends, get a degree from the community college and open her dream restaurant, but her plans came crashing down when a short walk to her friend's house for a sleepover turned into her worst nightmare. Thrown into a world full of guns, blood and drugs, she gets kidnapped, sold and shipped to another country in less than 24 hours. . . . . . Leonardo Agostini doesn't care about anything. Being the heir of Italian mafia, he has the power, looks and women at his feet. With his father on the verge of retirement, he determines to have the whole mafia at his feet as soon as he takes over. But what would happen when a woman actually falls on top of him instead of his feet? [AMBY AWARDS 2022 WINNER - HUMOR CATEGORY] [Featured in @humor profile - Isn't it romatically funny?] [Featured in @humor profile - Dark Comedy] #1 in HUMOR!! (30/11/2020) #1 in ESCAPE!! (02/12/2020) #1 in RUNNING!! (03/12/2020) #1 in FUNNY!! (23/11/2021) #4 in MAFIA!! (19/11/2022) #24 in ROMANCE!! (21/11/2022)
More detailsContent Guidelines